Tips from the Emergency Room: NO EATING #shorts MuFKR.com

Tell me your passive aggressive without telling me your passive agressive:

The smile is what throws me off I swear I cant-

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. Lol

This is so dark ;-;

I hate all of your videos so much simply because elf the fact you speak like you are talking to a 3 year old. Like yeah this is basic knowledge but also it’s very annoying. I’m sure you’re a nice person though (maybe- doctors can be bitches a lot of the time tbh).

He’s like the opposite of the Angry reactions dude

Passive aggressive tips

Okay what the hell! My doc told me i can get very sick if i eat before surgery

I just choked on my taco... What are you?

Could just use Xenon

But what if you ate right before the emergency that causes you to need an anesthetic?

Hmm

Oh yeah I get it but hey just try to explain it at least for kids. Please?

Some people like this person need to stop making fun of patients for not knowing what they are doing because some people may actually not know why they can’t eat like bruh

Reminds me of when I broke my arm lol they don't let you eat but after I woke up they gave me Popsicles and shit lol I was in the 2nd grade.

He should have said MUTHAFUUUUUKAAAAAA LIKE chow from hang over

Your so intimidating

I was supposed to get knee surgery. I didn’t eat for a day. They delayed it. I didn’t eat for another day. They delayed it again. Two days pass four days no food. Knee surgery happened. I couldn’t eat after for two more days. Then I was sick and couldn’t keep anything down. Broke my knee and lost 20 pounds I went in the hospital 110 came out 83 pounds and with an eating disorder I still can’t get rid of. Fuck the systems.

Lol😂🤣

Anesthisaaaaaaa

Unfortunately anesthesia doesn't work properly for me 😅😂

I genuinely adore you.

Weirdly passive aggressive :/

Is this guy have a medical license

Pfft... gumbo isnt a soup. It's a stew. If your gumbo is a soup, there isnt enough thickening agent in it. Needs flour or roux. Anyways, totally agreed. Dont eat before going to the ER

Yes

Bro I’m eating now

He smiles me he said die lol 💀

I hate this guy so much. He is always sounding like a dick.

What if you're diabetic and your blood sugar goes low whilst in the ER?

Hate how have to wait 2-3 weeks for the good doctor episode

Step 1: Find out when you need to get surgery Step 2: Eat moms home made Lasagna Step 3: Get surgery Step 4: Eternal Happiness

thx for explaining! ☺️

I love this guy he makes me laugh so hard.

Hannibal Lecter vibes with medical information

I like medical professionals like this. Just tells you how it is because they care.

I know you are trying to educate but god damn you come off as a bitchy queen

Why does he sound like a different version of Willy Wonka I-

My dads friend died from his stomach exploding because he ate what the doctor told him not to eat.

It makes sense but this guy is kind of annoying

The passive aggressive from this guy

200% passive-agressive

But... what if you eat, and then are rushed to the ER?

This is a man whis is done with everyone and their shit.

Fear unlocked

But what if u found u needed emergency surgery right after uv eaten something hmmm???? Its a scary thought though 😕

When the evil anime announcer exsplain the rules to a death game

Last part😏 tough life🤭 i bet he is going through that moment many times

BRUH WHY WAS I LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME

I fucking love this dude lolol

when you’re sick of everyone’s shit and you try to be nice

can’t wait to be an ER nurse ☺️☺️

🥺

Terifialing funy

he seems fed up with all the annoying people in the er that argue with him abt this

That was perfect

This guy is such an arrogant p.o.s God i hate the way he talks.

This dudes a dick

What if you're a type 1 diabetic having hypoglycemia (hypo))))))

ERs have snack vending machines here

I understand he's being helpful but he sounds so condescending it hurts

This guy actually scared tf outa me

Why would u want this to happen to you? Hmmmmm maybe death doesnt sound so bad after all

Had to get an eye surgery, was told to not eat and that I can only drink a little bit, now i know why

This is the type of person who “can’t find the vein”, and jabs you fifteen times until your arms looks like Swiss cheese.

ive always wondered why.

His choice of emojis are immaculate

Here's a clue 4 those questioning this guy's qualifications... He saying these from experiences or ppl he knows experiences. These are anecdotes of a combination of "common sense" & "what hospital staff" TRY 2 tell u while ur in they're E.R. department 4 whatever the reason. 💡

Like ur hair like this.. U look more relaxed... That famous gumbo soup will go the OTHER direction too with no muscle ctrl... & that's just embarrassing eww..

I wonder why that's so hard to get? I mean they usually tell you not to eat or drink, since that could happen.

Wow such a kind way to describe that

What if it’s just a broken finger?

I’m an expert at fasting, but I’ll just complain that I’m hungry

I like how he curses with a straight face while talking calmly

He's had too many patients do this, I can tell

Well I'll hand it to him, he knows how to speak our language 😂

But what if you had to be taken to the ER mid meal?

Hes a psycopath

Makes me wanna eat more

I dont go to the er in the past 7 years buut something tells me I should listen to him 😂

But what if we ate few minutes before a serious incident and needed immediate surgery? Would we have to wait for our food to go down or?

What if someone got lunch a couple minutes before surgery? What would they do

This makes the hot cheeto video reaction make so much more sense.

He’s one of those people that I hate to see he right, but you must accept it

This is why you're not supposed to eat during labor. In case of emergency c-section. *Yes I know some times they let you eat, but that's just the general reasoning.

This guy is James A Jennise’s cousin

So basically they're just gonna let us drown in food?

How are you supposed to know when your going to the emergency room 😂 it's a emergency 🤦🏽‍♀️ usually caused by a accident.

Know many nurses who work in the Er and this guy would be the douch of the floor

I love it

What a condescending asshole. Fuck you

This doctor is definitely being forced on tik tok. His acting and way of talking shows he doesn't talk that way normally, but his daughter/son is such an attention seeker they want their father to be famous.

I stuck a bag of potato chips in before I got my tonsils taken out when I was a kid and I choked and died on the table. First of 3 out of body experiences I've had

"And then you're gonna die~" *SMILE*

Jesus christ homie, I was jus' playin'