*I'VE GOT A TEXT*
Islanders, this afternoon you will all be treated to a new member of the Island. Get your scuba suits ready... for NISH KUMAR!!!
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Who’s David acaster??😂
thanks Nish, now I have "dong snorkel" in my search history.
Totally inlove with James Acaster 😍
Man, James was really on fire here. Nish busting a gut at James’ jokes makes it even better.
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enrique kinda thicc ngl
Kevin and Perry Go Large. When Kevin puts on his 007 voice. That is James in this. I’m absolutely howling!
i love that James literally tried to seduce him 🤣
The lady sat next to Nish looks a bit like Eddie Redmayne
How come I just noe find out about this channel? I've done nothing but rewatch repertoire and his wilty videos just do find out there's more? I'm literally so happy rn!
Ok, James played a classy woman brilliantly. It was so natural and clever. Hollywood writers need to take notes.
I love James Acaster so much! I could seriously watch him for hours on end and not get bored. :D
What do you call a group of 'Johnny Smug faces' a smugle? Nish Kumar the only comedian that's never made me laugh.
"Looks like a bean bag on a bean bag" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Nish parents forgot to put an A before his name on the form.
Never had a more pleasant time listening to a person say silly things than I have watching anything with you in it James. ❤ much love. You're my favorite person/character.
i love james acaster, because he not only keeps a straight face at his own jokes he also without fail looks like a disappointed father every time someone else makes a joke
About right, another boring so called comedian, the only thing about him, is his name
This makes me intrigued and wanting to watch Love Island. How much banters going on in there?
Worst show, I wouldn't. They're all daft af. It retards the brain tbh. Which apparently very many people don't seem to mind, for some reason.. ahem.
I look like a bean bag on a bean bag, and I'm not even sitting on one!
Absolutely wonderful!
Is it just me or does that hair kind of suit James?
I used to live nearby James and I'd fart through his letterbox
that’s why he had to get a draft excluder
I know the other 5.... but,who's the woman in green?
@Genitianadinarica wonderful, will check her out there then.. thanks
She's Jen Brister. Her Live at Apollo is hilarious imho.
Did you figure it out? Was wondering too.. I only know the others because of Taskmaster
I'm just happy to see someone finally sweep James off his feet.
Just reminds me of dio
I've watched this so many times, I love it! 😆
James as a curly-haired, soft-spoken, bibliophile blonde bird? Be still, my lesbotic heart! 🤤😍
Lesbotic. I prefer Sapphic.
Saaame, but bi. Still, either way I kind of win. Lolol.
You too made such a good couple even with the 1980s charity shop wig.
Is Nish Kumar funny?
Guys nish is my bestie (real)
I’m a simple man. I see a James Acaster video, and I cli Wonder why a multi cheese grater has a knife edge on it
To shred the endless cabbages that got sent to you, of course.
Nish is not funny.. He has never been funny.. He will never be funny.. Why is he on all these shows?.
@Tay Woode Yeah I saw that.. Guys just not funny, falling into politics is also not funny.. Being a mildly racist person against native Brits isn’t even remotely funny.
@Tay Woode Don't even appeal to them honestly.. I don't know anyone that remotely likes him outside of a small group of racists.
This is too fucking good 😂
I ship it
Absolute comedy genius
Can we please put this programme on channel 4
Man, after cold lasagne, the bakeoff joke hits different
Yeah, as soon as they made the joke I thought about the bit in cold lasagne where he's talking about the meme and goes 'Um I did actually, I called the Samaritans'.
@PronomicalArtist It was a very accurate assessment of what happened.
@Heather Whited wait so when he said had a breakdown, bon apatite. He actually meant every word?
it really Does
@rikzz0r Because the Bake Off experience happened when he was jet lagged and exhausted and caused him so much anxiety that he called a mental health crisis line after the first night.
You know your day is gonna be good when u start it with James Acaster
knowing that they are friends makes this whole scene even more incredible
@Rick Pound haha you make a fair point
Why would that make it even more incredible? Not that it’s actually incredible to start with.
The nation's sweetheart, Nish Kumar!
@Tay Woode What can I say? I like who I like and HAAATE who I hate.
Who is the woman who looks like Eddie Redmayne?
Omygod she does, i have no clue who she is
James living the dream
"He did have a lovely face." Lou said, "Get fucked Nish!"
James acaster playing a character that isn’t James acaster is a rarity, and I love it
James Acaster playing a character that isn't a James Acaster while being very much like James Acaster
OF COURSE Rob Beckett likes Love Island
Nish is not funny at all.
That’s a bit harsh. He went to your stand-up show...
The one on Nish's team looks like she's trying to pass a stone.
I love James my favorite British comedian i love watching him. Love coming from Texas
"BJs go down well" is a great joke
@Frank G Lou Sanders!
Ill keep you at 69
I’ve already watched this one. And I’ll watch it again.
2:35 Lou Sanders straight-up dunking on Nish
That was one badass ninja takedown, that was.
Who's that next to nish? Cute person, but not saying anything :') I'm guessing not a comedian
@Luke Alexander Watched some of her standup and it was really funny! Maybe she gets a word in some place else in the episode 😄
She is actually (a comedian), Jen Brister. She's also been on New World Order.
“You were saying you like books” 😂 The master right here.
Literally a British Indian version of James haha high level banter love it
@xryptid I'll correct it thank you
he's british indian :)
The poppet in the background made everything not funny anymore..
Ah, bless him. He’s a sweet girl. I mean boy.
I suppose these shows were recorded before covid? Also, I would really like it if James never parted with this wig or this persona. 😇👌
@Ann Other You need to chill. Again, you are making my point exactly: you are presuming outrage where there was simply a question (and are being repeatedly rude about it). The answer to it is interesting and important if you want to understand where things stand. That is all I am going to say.
@Géo Désie Since Covid every dumbass seems to question whether something is done safely, with the appropriate distancing and fucking blah. Safety should be the presumption. You wont get any cool points by questioning. You'll only gain 'wank' points
@Ann Other You're inferring what I've never implied - outrage. It is a good thing to know and understand what is going on around you, I recommend it.
^^^^ there's always one ^^^^ no, they're living life on the fucking edge!!
1:02 Nish just Pogged. I can die happy
Nish: "Him being on Bake Off!" Me: *_"What a crock of nonsense."_*
Much like a cake
A beanbag on a beanbag, my new tombstone engraving.
"... so I'm gonna go full scuba" I CANT 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
Daddy David Acaster will be pleased
Hilarious 😂
Everyone out here calling Nish "the discount Romesh" and I instead prefer to call Rom the "discount Nish".
I believe Nish has been called Romesh before because a lot of people only remember 'the brown comedian' as being Romesh but I don't remember where I heard that
#TeamNish
I personally prefer Romesh's style of comedy but Nish is a barrel of laughs. I'm not sure why there's comparisons between them because their personality and sense of humour is very very different. Both are great.
I def prefer Nish to Romesh, but I think it depends on the setting.
@Nordinarensvenne Oh wow! I never knew that :(( I love both of their styles of humor!!!
Did I miss something? “David Acaster”
@King Of Google you wish you were as funny as James Acaster.
We're everywhere
James is me but on the opposite side of the planet
iirc earlier in this episode James mentioned that Nish is his father's favourite comedian.
Polyamorous relationship is my answer to all dating shows. And life.
@Juan Ferrer It depends on the person really. Some people like variety, which makes polyamoury best, some people like monogamy, so that's best for them. If I never had a polyamorous relationship, I wouldn't have a relationship ever again, I'm just not wired that way. But we can all agree, people telling others what kind of relationships they can or should have are dickheads.
Unfortunately polyamory is not only something most people don’t swing to, but also extremely likely to fail
Clicking on a new James Acaster video is a reflex at this point
A little treat aka James
He can't just hide in a bush? Man.. take away his top move, why dontchya?
Cabbages! ALL. THE. CABBAGES.
@Jim There's an old saying: you're warmer in a bush than on a bench
Surely the bush is warmer than the bench
Wearing nothing but a dress
James is pretty familiar with nights in bushes too isn't he
“Skipped ahead a few chapters” Amazing
The wink after that was it 😂🤠
Not sure if it’s just me, but Nish is not funny, at all....
Like we all know humour is objective. For me personally I feel like Nish does not necessarily has great push lines, but I could listen to him talk about random stuff for hours casue I find him really entertaining
@Angelica Licari yeah. Nish has something like a 10% laugh rate for me, but I like watching him with other comics because his laugh is infectious
It's you, must be racist.
I actually enjoy watching him *react* to his fellow comedians more, especially on Mock the Week.
he has his moments, very few of them but i can see how he might appeal to people who are deaf blind and mute
Haha... That guy that picked up James haha
Meh, you just like it cause you're racist and Spanish
Refreshing leftist leanings politics? Hahaha gross.
@Action Jaxon Whats a breadtuber?
@Garrett Theres plenty of leftists who dont reject capitalism, left leaning just means you accept more leftist principles than you reject (or over right). To say it another way if you lean towards something that means youre more than 50% of the way there. To lean towards favouring one choice over another
@Action Jaxon "left leaning" is a generic phrase with little clear meaning. Whereas "leftist" means something specific. It implies a rejection of capitalism.
@Bitchute is better than DEhave yeah tbf I'm on the left but I've noticed some 'breadtubers' making the distinction. I think it's stupid and reductive
@Tyrannosavage Rekt Ahh, so leftists who say leftists are closet racists. Good to know.
Is that Jen Brister I spy next to Nish? Regarding the hypothetical challenge: Nish and Acaster work well together. "You were saying you like books? Not that I want to cut you off about your big tit muscles but I feel we've skipped ahead a few chapters." 😂😂😂
Yeah, looks like Jen Brister!
Oh christmas has come early
Such a satisfying comment thread lolol
and so have I
So have I.
I don’t mean to hit you guys with a bit of a curve ball but... what if it came really, really early? (Christmas 2023)
@Yuya kyoto wait Christmas happened?
"You wanna have a kiss?" "Uhh.. I- umm... Now???"
Bj
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wewatchedthevideo
Oi oi savoy
@Jonartan wasnt it Sociopath not a madman? Anyway love a good chain pun.
I carrot stop laughing, pun chains are the awesomest!
@I-Am-Batman ITS A LETTUCE. I would have to say, that anyone that enjoyed that joke about a LETTUCE is a madman
That’s just the tip of the iceberg
He's sure to have a lot of emotional cabbage with all these veggie puns! 🥬🤪😂