was "TWILIGHT" always this CRINGEY?? (re-watching marathon)

26 Mai 2019
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  • I love the fuck out of Twilight😒🤐🧛🧛🏻‍♀️

    caroline Ocaroline OVor 14 Minuten
  • 0:22xx

    Ba ThaBa ThaVor 16 Minuten
  • He needs at least 5.m subs because he spoils us so much

    Cultured SimsCultured SimsVor 40 Minuten
  • Bruh you have exactly the same type of humor as me love your jokes

    Confident _Confident _Vor Stunde
  • She is coming out with a new book

    Darcy RaeDarcy RaeVor 3 Stunden
  • just happened upon your channel... did you really just call "jacob" jacob lautner? lol team edward always!

    Sandra ViruetSandra ViruetVor 5 Stunden
  • 14:10 Woman at the diner is the author of the series (Stephanie Meyers)

    Isabel JeanIsabel JeanVor 6 Stunden
  • 8:57 it's false After 3 seconds, "keep it in your pants" "they had s*x"

    EmmaEmmaVor 11 Stunden
  • 14:10 Stephanie Meyer cameos and diner customer, how have I not noticed until now

    Tegan WhippleTegan WhippleVor 12 Stunden
  • Are we not going to talk about how Dylan scrolls through his phone with his INDEX FINGER why is that so weird to me😂 @33:21 does that not look uncomfy lmaoooo

    Cray MkayCray MkayVor 13 Stunden
  • Removing vampire heads like pulling the top off a Pringles can.

    Kay BKay BVor 14 Stunden
  • The scene she breaks her legs is funny or am I insane

    Weirdistic VibezWeirdistic VibezVor 14 Stunden
  • Ya Allah ampunilah dosa kami semua yang setuju like.

    Mccarthy HoraceMccarthy HoraceVor 16 Stunden
  • Please never do Game of Thrones. Season 8 doesn’t exist and anything after season 3... is just... improvised BS. 😭 My Queen was done so dirty.

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  • a weakness that they have are blood like they said

    Alexis ParvinAlexis ParvinVor 17 Stunden
  • "you'd actually be a good joker" No- he's batman

    Veda KelleyVeda KelleyVor 21 Stunde
  • i know you don’t like recommendations but can you pleaseee react to the first and last episode of jane the virgin?

    ilymalilymalVor 21 Stunde
  • ok, I'm hella late to the party but I would just like to point out Dylan's logic: Jacob: yes, you sexually assaulted Bella, but I love you. Edward: I hate you because you sparkle.

    Eimear FlemingEimear FlemingVor 21 Stunde
  • This is great

    Kayleigh RouthKayleigh RouthVor 22 Stunden
  • I don't have to watch this video to say "Yes"

    cyberlucycyberlucyVor Tag
  • If she was pregnant, then wouldn’t the baby never age

    austin sylvesteraustin sylvesterVor Tag
  • His comments are the best.

    Késsia MarquesKéssia MarquesVor Tag
  • Something blue and old “besides your mother” I know he meant just old but I think he meant she was old with BLUE waffles.

    austin sylvesteraustin sylvesterVor Tag
  • The guiltless chicken greely grease because glider mathematically step astride a silent castanet. rigid, marked quit

    Roxanne TorresRoxanne TorresVor Tag
  • The wolves can’t control who they imprint on.

    Italia PonticorvoItalia PonticorvoVor Tag
  • He said “Jacob Latner”🤣🤣🤣

    JustEmmaJustEmmaVor Tag
  • The way tuck everlasting is basically the whole opposite of Twilight though

    Hi?Hi?Vor Tag
  • Very nice….

    Noi HuyNoi HuyVor Tag
  • Let me recommend you this: MISS YOU ALREADY (Toni Collette and Drew Barrymore). A perfect mix of comedy and drama. Super recomendable!

    Jesus Maria Catalan VenturaJesus Maria Catalan VenturaVor Tag
  • Its 1:35 I have school at 8:00 but instead of sleeping im laughing at this Update i need to go to the bathroom and im crying lsughing Update "Bella! Where the hell have you been loca?!

    Tamia's WorldTamia's WorldVor Tag
  • Ok I’ve watched numerous vampire tv shows, read a few books, paid for a few films....never thought about blood to boner thing.... thanks Dylan

    Elizabeth SouléElizabeth SouléVor Tag
  • "jacob lautner"

    Isabella ZanoniIsabella ZanoniVor Tag
  • 2021 Dylan canceled for stealing books from sister

    Christian OchoaChristian OchoaVor Tag
  • 23:56 "I have a fetish for grandmothers." Is it too bad that I almost choked?

    Rep. Romance FanRep. Romance FanVor Tag

    Jamira SingssJamira SingssVor 2 Tage
  • I can’t tell you how many times I’ve paused this video because of the cringe scenes

    Jeon JungkookieJeon JungkookieVor 2 Tage
  • 16:22-16:54 Catherine Hardwicke: well shit why don’t YOU just direct the movie DYLAN?!

    Dane OttoDane OttoVor 2 Tage
  • I can’t be the only one who loves how easy he can make me laugh 😂😂

    ArrowsForLifeArrowsForLifeVor 2 Tage
  • no one: dylan: "are vampires super flammable? did you douse her in gasoline first? what's happening?!"

    Jana EloffJana EloffVor 2 Tage
  • damn i feel like if taylor lautner didn't have the looks he probably wouldn't have booked a few gigs🤭

    Jana EloffJana EloffVor 2 Tage
  • He: can you pepper spray an animal My german ass where only pepper spray for animals is legal :0

    Laura dasLaura dasVor 2 Tage
  • So after all these years of beig a vampire Edward still haven't found an excuse for his eyes ? Like fucking lenses exist my dude.

    Hi?Hi?Vor 2 Tage
  • Me being on a diet watching Dylan *engulf* a bag of sower patch kids: 👁👄👁

    Jana EloffJana EloffVor 2 Tage
  • yUmMy bLoOd

    Jacob BlackJacob BlackVor 2 Tage
  • wAsH hEr hAnDs

    Jacob BlackJacob BlackVor 2 Tage
  • Haha no fangs

    Jacob BlackJacob BlackVor 2 Tage
  • If she cut her palm it wouldn’t be enough blood but her chest would be enough to attach the vampire

    Jacob BlackJacob BlackVor 2 Tage
  • if you want God to forgive you dont commet here just go to the church and pray.

    Chu MaiChu MaiVor 2 Tage
  • 19:30 what a great fight seque-

    Isabela MoreiraIsabela MoreiraVor 2 Tage
  • 11:16 LMAO

    Isabela MoreiraIsabela MoreiraVor 2 Tage
  • 8:47 ONE EVERY THREE SECONDS? AUZHAUZHAYZHAHZHS oh sure that's really accurate, that's science right there

    Isabela MoreiraIsabela MoreiraVor 2 Tage
  • Booboo stewart from Descendants

    Aezy DoseAezy DoseVor 2 Tage
  • "He'd be a good joker" *becomes batman*

  • Taylor Lautner was Sharkboy in 2005....

    Zach RobinsonZach RobinsonVor 2 Tage
  • Michael Sheen is too good for these movies. Why the hell did he agree to this?

    Kayla WiseKayla WiseVor 2 Tage
  • "I totally forgot she was in this movie." So did she dude.

    Kayla WiseKayla WiseVor 2 Tage
  • I am not ashamed to say I LOVED the first film. There! I said it!

    Muddy WitchMuddy WitchVor 3 Tage
  • I will never be able to watch Twilight witout laughing. Thanks Dylan

    Sona MirzoyanSona MirzoyanVor 3 Tage
  • Charlie was literally the only normal one. Bella did her him so wrong when she was trying to leave so he wouldn’t be in danger: like, couldn’t you just run off through the window once you locked your bedroom door🙄 Also in New Moon when Edward tells Bella that he left her to have a normal life is stupid and he should have known that because they were involved and he killed a vampire and his crazy girl is now after them( Bella specially) she won’t have a normal life anymore because of him being a vampire and exposing her.

  • O --I-- /\

    Dash Horton-SzarDash Horton-SzarVor 3 Tage
  • I only watched two movies of Twilight but thanks to Dylan i can watch them all and understand them

    Kyra BrownKyra BrownVor 3 Tage
  • Team Jacob all day long

    Brendon SolomonBrendon SolomonVor 3 Tage
  • Can I say something as a 12 year along time ago I completely disliked twilight I don't know why I still didn't like it as much when I got older but I don't completely dislike it I guess I just liked movies that I can solve using science for some reason

    Lunar StudiosLunar StudiosVor 4 Tage
  • Team No one

    Shmalimoo FtwShmalimoo FtwVor 4 Tage
  • Booboo Stewart is actually now a Disney channel star and was in descendants as well as the new Netflix hit Julie and the phantoms

    EK RichEK RichVor 4 Tage
  • I hate Edward but Jacob isn’t any better. So I guess I’m team Edward 🤧

    Avocados From MexicoAvocados From MexicoVor 4 Tage
  • 1:40 dog: help my please

    Thu NhoThu NhoVor 4 Tage
  • Hahahah this video made my day thank u ❤️😂😂

    Polina BorodinaPolina BorodinaVor 4 Tage
  • BELLA wHeRe ThE hElL hAvE yOU bEeN lOcA

    stan loonastan loonaVor 4 Tage
  • 1:01:10 "How did this turn into a BDSM Novel?" I personally think its the scene in the 2nd film were bella says "i wanna come" and Ed answers "i dont want you to come" xD

    Yes, thats my nameYes, thats my nameVor 4 Tage
  • yes yes it was.

    jdogzero silverbladejdogzero silverbladeVor 4 Tage
  • Dylan's Barber: *death mode activated*

    Harjinder KaurHarjinder KaurVor 4 Tage
  • 33:20 "Should we do Game of Thrones next week?" Bro...it's been a year... JUST DO IT!

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  • Wowwwwwww breaking dawn had me on the floor......🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Nandini.A.NithyanandhNandini.A.NithyanandhVor 4 Tage
  • "A perfect dude, with dark powers, super obsessed with you." Harry Potter: Voldemort?

    Berta DellasalaBerta DellasalaVor 4 Tage
  • That is exactly how small towns are

    Capri ParrinoCapri ParrinoVor 4 Tage
  • To answer the title question... Yes it was. The books are 10 times better and I loved the books, after 5 mins in the first movie i never read the books

    hey its shreyaaahey its shreyaaaVor 4 Tage
  • The mimicking did it for me 😭😂😂

    Destiney WashingtonDestiney WashingtonVor 4 Tage
  • 9:41 the autocaptions here say “i think im Mormon right now” i- 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    eiwileiwilVor 4 Tage
  • 10:15 I explained this scene to my mom because of how stupid Bella is from the massive amounts of reviews I've watched, she knew what it was, but never watched or read it, same as me "Bella is 17, and Edward is 118, She figures out Edward is a vampire, and vampires are usually known for killing people by draining all there blood?" "Yeah?" "So she tells him in the middle of the woods, where no one can here her scream" "Oh!" she finally realized what I was saying "oh..." then realized how badly that could've ended

    FlameFlameVor 4 Tage
  • This could've been finished in one movie, 3 tops 5 is if the main characters had something called PERSONALITY which Bella kind of does, that is until Edward comes Jacob had personality and was pretty good, until he became a main character

    FlameFlameVor 4 Tage
  • Maybe if Esme and Carlisle had just told her instead of wrapping it they wouldn't have caused all of New Moon 😂

    RenRenVor 5 Tage
  • I have done nothing but watch all twilight movies in a day. Haha

    Alicia BrownAlicia BrownVor 5 Tage
  • 47:52 I can’t with those sounds😭😂

    Kyro KingKyro KingVor 5 Tage
  • Dylan: *reading credits for Breaking Dawn Pt. 2* Booboo Stewart- Booboo? That’s not a real name Me: Bruh- Booboo was Jay in the Descendants movies lmao

    LovelyLexi17LovelyLexi17Vor 5 Tage
  • 38:27 Nipple Kiss XDDDDD

    BoshraBoshraVor 5 Tage
  • why do i think of a naruto run everytime someone is in a forest running

    Avril MacAvril MacVor 5 Tage
  • my guy edward be playing GTA V irl

    Muskaan SanchetiMuskaan SanchetiVor 5 Tage
  • “put your shirt back on dog.. heh- dog”😂😂

    Jazelle JohnsonJazelle JohnsonVor 5 Tage

    And I OopAnd I OopVor 5 Tage
  • This dude is so funny made me lol while everyone is sleeping🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    Lisa FulwilerLisa FulwilerVor 5 Tage
  • i’ve never watched the movies so i binged them a couple weeks ago and as a teen girl i honestly really liked it

    Natalee DanielsNatalee DanielsVor 5 Tage
  • As someone from a town the size of Forks, I can tell you that small towns can be even more judgmental. Everyone knows everyone

    Hannah KleinHannah KleinVor 5 Tage
  • 48:44 There are two levels of dead: Mostly Dead and All Dead. If you're Mostly Dead, that means you're Slightly Alive. If you're All Dead, then there's only one thing to do: go through your pockets and look for loose change.

    Wisteria BlossomsWisteria BlossomsVor 6 Tage
  • "get that cg baby the fuck out of my side" JAJAJAJAJAJAJ I'M CRYIN

    mafuyu's mommafuyu's momVor 6 Tage
  • Not gonna lie, a movie about The Rock going around punching people in the face sounds interesting. Like, if it was presented with the same insanity as Crank, I'd totally watch that.

    Wisteria BlossomsWisteria BlossomsVor 6 Tage
  • 49:03 did he trouble into the future or were the news of Robert Pattinson being batman were already out back then?

    JeremyRD LaMaximaJeremyRD LaMaximaVor 6 Tage
  • I’m confused when Jasper in supposedly a new vampire in the first 2 films but in the last two he is some warrior from the civil war

    Grace LibbyGrace LibbyVor 6 Tage
  • The way you felt about the Crappy CGI baby and the ending scene is how the SPN fandom feels about the series finale.

    StephanieStephanieVor 6 Tage
  • “Did she orgasm herself awake?”🤣 omg

    Sophie HelmanSophie HelmanVor 6 Tage