Cow Hugging, a Surprise Nobel Prize & Mannequin Makeouts | The Daily Social Distancing Show

15 Okt 2020
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A Japanese tourist visits Machu Picchu after a seven-month wait, cow hugging takes over the Netherlands, a bird flies for a record-setting 11 days straight, a Nobel Prize recipient learns of his win through his doorbell camera, and soap opera stars make out with mannequins because of COVID. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #GoodNews
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  • Daaamn, you had some zingers in there. I also like the bar-tailed godwit and a cowbird is a type of bird.

    Beautiful RealistBeautiful RealistVor 16 Stunden
  • Thank you for not actually doing the minute. I cannot be left alone with my thoughts, it’s dangerous

    Ultimate Hawkeye FangirlUltimate Hawkeye FangirlVor 17 Stunden
  • cow hugging :)

    Brennan BloomfieldBrennan BloomfieldVor 22 Stunden
  • Trevor, BRAVO!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂

    Shelia Clemmons-McKayShelia Clemmons-McKayVor Tag
  • I wish there were cows nearby for me to hug.

    Matthew PoolMatthew PoolVor Tag
  • I thought that lady was laughing with a dude's voice at the end. That whole scene threw me off.

    Andre HughesAndre HughesVor Tag
  • Turning off your phone might be HOW you win a Nobel Prize.

    hbeachleyhbeachleyVor 2 Tage
  • Nice! Maybe I’ll take a shower.

    hbeachleyhbeachleyVor 2 Tage
  • Trevor Noah you mention cows and birds LOL my uncle told me a story when I was a child I have to share it with you. It was when I had bumped my knee and was crying. He said birdie birdie in the sky drop some white wash in my eye I'm a big girl I won't cry I'm just glad that cows don't fly!

    Moments in TimeMoments in TimeVor 3 Tage
  • I appreciate that this dude didn't just wait: he figured he'd do stuff while he's there. Yoga, teaching boxing, and prolly chatting with people long enough that word got around and he got the access by himself, which is really cool if he was in the trip for the sake of contemplation. Just, ugh, everything about his decision-making, at least in this summary, is pretty much flawless.

    Mk6-TWAGGYMk6-TWAGGYVor 3 Tage
  • I advice America to take third option and vote for Trevor. Does nobody see this free speaking adult, with a real spirited soul. The people must rush and stop these election and let Trevor decide what we must do! 🌎🗽

    Fred De JongFred De JongVor 3 Tage
  • Anybody saying Trevor's afro is "out of control" is anti-black. Seek help.

    Aiyana R. T.Aiyana R. T.Vor 3 Tage
  • Was I the only one that almost tried skipping ahead when he talked about doing the minute of silence?

    Zane SageZane SageVor 3 Tage
  • Greetings from Peru. Come visit us some day Trevor!

    Verónica Espinoza MedranoVerónica Espinoza MedranoVor 4 Tage
  • TRUMP 2020!!!!!

    mark thurstmark thurstVor 4 Tage
  • God the Soap operas and grandmas at the end. Priceless.

    Processes Of BecomingProcesses Of BecomingVor 4 Tage
  • Yaaayyyy! Spirit Airlines roast are back baby!

    mohitmohitVor 4 Tage
  • 2:41 dehave.info/down/d3-jpK6xoX6nkWU/video And he forgot to bring up the fact that Big Bird doesn't wear a mask, and he doesn't practice social distancing.

    - Beeman- BeemanVor 4 Tage
  • Blake Winter

    DamagedDamagedVor 4 Tage
  • I Drink

    DamagedDamagedVor 4 Tage
  • I Believe!

    DamagedDamagedVor 4 Tage
  • and me????

    DamagedDamagedVor 4 Tage
  • I Care!

    DamagedDamagedVor 4 Tage
  • why do I care?

    DamagedDamagedVor 4 Tage
  • cows?. sure!

    DamagedDamagedVor 4 Tage
  • ok,

    DamagedDamagedVor 4 Tage
  • Stephen curry actually makes his shot like that. 😂

    thabiso shabalalathabiso shabalalaVor 4 Tage
  • Fool you ain't Rich. You better call mey boy.true shot

    Sergio GarciaSergio GarciaVor 4 Tage
  • CITY OF LOST ARTIST DONT RAISE NO RATAS.

    Sergio GarciaSergio GarciaVor 4 Tage
  • Call me fool. Stop it.

    Sergio GarciaSergio GarciaVor 4 Tage
  • Time and place

    Sergio GarciaSergio GarciaVor 4 Tage
  • I know your a real person fooooo but your not American. I can tell by your accent. And if you ever wanna pull my cards. Let me know. I'll be glad to meet you my boy. ROSE HILLS CEMETERY 2006 SGT LUIS AYALA. you just let me know. CITY OF LOST ARTIST

    Sergio GarciaSergio GarciaVor 4 Tage
  • Come to LA and say that in front of the real people's. ALL LIVES MATTER EXCEPT TRUMP Trevor NOAH) NOAH is a descendant from the Hebrew bible my boy. I would greatly appreciate if you would take the time to write me back..

    Sergio GarciaSergio GarciaVor 4 Tage
  • You funny G

    Sergio GarciaSergio GarciaVor 4 Tage
  • You ain't protesting my man stop it.

    Sergio GarciaSergio GarciaVor 4 Tage
  • Americans accents

    Sergio GarciaSergio GarciaVor 4 Tage
  • My man, you still don't have a fade. You know Tosh.o is moving. Your British bro. You never been in Compton. I can't tell because of you accent. Stop it.

    Sergio GarciaSergio GarciaVor 4 Tage
  • Next time let’s do that 60 second pause. I was so there and ready for that.

    Camillia Thompson, LPCCamillia Thompson, LPCVor 4 Tage
  • Make sure the cow's name isn't "Karen".

    mark drummark drumVor 4 Tage
  • I WANT TO HUG COWS!!🤗🐄

    BiBo2020BiBo2020Vor 4 Tage
  • I also started running around, waving my arms, and yelling "OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Nobody was here to see it...

    Blake MyersBlake MyersVor 4 Tage
  • Bawhahahha U BAD ~you can just go hug your momma ... Damn

    sexynred13sexynred13Vor 4 Tage
  • Unfortunately, Like yourself. Ideas and ideologies from the Left and Democrats are literally unsustainable for our society it will never ever work to keep our country the way it has been and what we have stood for throughout history. Our Declaration of Independence the Constitution what we have fought for in the past to be able to have the rights and freedoms that we have today in the society for everyone no matter left or right to express their own ideas and ideologies no matter right or wrong and who determines/declares those ideologies right or wrong. They are still open for discussion. But to keep the freedoms of our nation and our ability to continue to be the best Nation that we have been up to this point and enjoy the freedoms we all cherish. We need to keep those types of ideologies that will negatively affect our nation from moving forward and continuing to be the greatest country that there has ever been. Bottom line yes. We have our freedoms. We have our constitution. We have our Declaration of independence. Those are the things that our country was founded upon. And in short. If this is a country that you no longer want to be a part of with those instruments in place in order for the United States of America to continue to be the greatest country in this world. Then yes, you do have the ability to say no, this is not something I want to be a part of. You have the right to say these are not the beliefs I have. And if this is not something that you can live with. Then that is also your right as an American to freely leave this country. You have the right to go to another country which will welcome you and that are founded on your types of beliefs and ideologies that will welcome your beliefs and ideologies and they will welcome you with open arms. You will feel at home if these are truly the beliefs and ideologies that you personally feel would better represent the way you would like the society that you live in to function. So please, enact you're right to be free and to go where you want to go where to a country that will welcome you and your ideologies. Just please. Do not continue to live in a society that was founded on our constitution, Bill of Rights and Declaration Of Independence which gives all of us the right to fight against tyranny against those that opposed our beliefs in which the United States were founded upon. (KEY WORDS BEING, IN WHICH WE WERE FOUNDED UPON) Obviously, if you DO NOT have the beliefs then it also gives you the right as stated to leave this country. Being an American citizen means exactly that. There is a reason why you are an American citizen. Citizenship means in believing in what your country stands for and you will uphold those beliefs that you had sworn to uphold as a citizen. When people are citizens of this great country you take on an oath. Which means exactly that. Just as all politicians. You as citizens take on an oath to defend our country's Constitution and Bill of Rights and to adhere to them. And yes, you are allowed by all rights to disagree. But you cannot be so far to the left in which your beliefs and ideologies change or go against our constitution to become something America does not stand for which is Socialism, Communism or Marxism just to fulfill your own ideologies, beliefs or agenda. Again, there are countries that will welcome you with open arms. We encourage you to be as happy and free as you like in whatever type of society you choose. Obviously, you are here now enjoying the freedoms that our country has afforded to you. Remember. You came to the United States of America for a reason. Looks like you have done pretty well for yourself since coming here. Why? Because we allowed you to enjoy the freedoms you have had up to this point to get you to where you are now. You have it better than the majority of Americans and your viewers currently do. So, stop bashing our current leaders and administration as they too have allowed you to flourish in the greatest economy in the history of America for over the past 3 years. Never once have you ever pointed that out to your viewers or anyone to that matter. But then. Why would you? You are simply part of the problem and its time for you to leave because America is such a horrible place to live according to your ideologies and belief system.

    P CP CVor 4 Tage
  • ended up with a stomach from laughing ... go maniquies :-)

    Fer AlvaFer AlvaVor 4 Tage
  • Lol this guy believing there is actual cow meat in a McDonald hamburger...

    7th Quark7th QuarkVor 4 Tage
  • Can we just show some love to Trevor's fro...Let It Grow, Let it Grow hahahah

    Jesus AndujarJesus AndujarVor 4 Tage
  • OMG, 🤣.

    Alma RealesAlma RealesVor 4 Tage
  • He’s the best! So funny 😂

    Solange BstunglipsSolange BstunglipsVor 4 Tage
  • So for the Nobel prize story, there's one like that every year a Californian wins because of the nine hour time difference. Yes, California based scientists/academics win the Nobel prize that much that this isn't a new story. (And as a scientist and a Californian, it is one of my favorite things to hear.)

    katherikellykatherikellyVor 4 Tage
  • I don't HAVE a cow so i tried it out on my pitty...she tolerated me for like a min 😒 lol

    Stacey MurrayStacey MurrayVor 4 Tage
  • Trevor !!!! Do your show from the office...

    Mukundh MuraliMukundh MuraliVor 4 Tage
  • I had the chance to visit Machu Picchu - it's worth a wait, even such a long one, super story :) These news were so great - all of them!

    Andrea KovacsAndrea KovacsVor 5 Tage
  • Nope, this is not a thing in the Netherlands. Never even heard of it, as a Dutchman.

    Kiere LuursKiere LuursVor 5 Tage
  • You could see that Spirit Airlines joke coming from miles away. LOL

    TheYacuTheYacuVor 5 Tage
  • This is how we Africans rescue a crushed car Trav'r @ dehave.info/down/oIqfpaynbmXE234/video

    Wana TubeWana TubeVor 5 Tage
  • Dude put it out so smoothly that hes single 🤙😂

    Sameet SableSameet SableVor 5 Tage
  • The mannequin story, hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

    Divine DivaDivine DivaVor 5 Tage
  • She's not a mannequin. She's a womikin.

    Theresa BarzeeTheresa BarzeeVor 5 Tage
  • Isn't horse hugging a thing ? Horses are more beautiful than cows, at least for me...

    HexanitrobenzeneHexanitrobenzeneVor 5 Tage
  • If we only all had billions and able to wait 7 months. Ya we should all learn from . . . Stfu

    Viktor KelleyViktor KelleyVor 5 Tage
    • 😆

      GOKU _GOKU _Vor 5 Tage
  • Did anyone else look at the negative space on that map as the positive for that bird flight because I was like that's not Alaska...??

    Sabrina BasileSabrina BasileVor 5 Tage
  • You are hilarious man! 🤣

    Chinta ZulkanainChinta ZulkanainVor 5 Tage
  • Just FYI. The Nobel prize for economics is not really a Nobel prize. Established 1986 and paid for by the Swedish national bank. (Not the Alfred Nobel legacy). It is PR coup by economists to improve their reputation, says Peter Nobel. for more on this, see www.liemgiokin.com

    In LiemIn LiemVor 5 Tage
  • Yes to A Roy of Sunshine

    Barbara FischerBarbara FischerVor 5 Tage
  • 2:20 Cows love it. Look at that face on her shoulder.

    Anne AndersonAnne AndersonVor 5 Tage
  • Trevor is on 🔥

    B TYCB TYCVor 5 Tage
  • Dude, get a haircut already!

    MasquedebeMasquedebeVor 5 Tage
  • fun fact: big bird is 6.

    Galaxy 3000Galaxy 3000Vor 5 Tage
  • Just stop spreading corona to these innocent cows

    Too Dammmn highToo Dammmn highVor 5 Tage
  • Poor cows...

    CynquillaCynquillaVor 5 Tage
  • Patience .... I was joking with my husband, that we should name one daughter Patience, so that we both have some

    kackerlakensalatkackerlakensalatVor 5 Tage
  • big bird deals for the whole street, how do you think Elmo gets his med or why glover thinks he can fly?

    Yasmeen FridayYasmeen FridayVor 5 Tage
  • Yes, hug a cow, then slaughter it!

    Sylvie Michele CwajgenbaumSylvie Michele CwajgenbaumVor 5 Tage
  • Yay Peru!

    Sylvie Michele CwajgenbaumSylvie Michele CwajgenbaumVor 5 Tage
  • Dear Trevor, you're going to hell... 😂

    Lauretta MLauretta MVor 5 Tage
  • Mammals can get Rona - dogs, cats maybe cows.

    JuleSJuleSVor 5 Tage
  • Oof, just like everyone else, that bird must have been really desperate to get to New Zealand

    Susan WilliamsSusan WilliamsVor 5 Tage
  • Hayyy I was really ready for that minute! I even closed my eyes😂

    Tua NurmiTua NurmiVor 5 Tage
  • Hahaha Trevor hit em with a Yo Mama joke!

    Phillip LanosPhillip LanosVor 5 Tage
  • How many likes for trevor to grow out his beard .. 🇳🇱👍🏽

    Kees KeesKees KeesVor 5 Tage
  • I have been cow hugging for 8 years My wife is a great hugger

    Mur DocMur DocVor 5 Tage
  • Did Trevor lose a bet, then was forced to do the hug your momma bit.

    Lewis BeshersLewis BeshersVor 5 Tage
  • Cake cutter now, dude : )

    Daniel KellerDaniel KellerVor 5 Tage
  • Ringing a bell for 'no bell' price winner

    Tshukudu MmakolaTshukudu MmakolaVor 5 Tage
  • *Lucky mannequin.*

    KurushiKurushiVor 5 Tage
  • You on't be talking bout my mama, son. You on know my mama, son!

    KurushiKurushiVor 5 Tage
  • You don't have to worry about that awkward moment in McDonald's - they don't use any real beef do they??

    Sam BrunnerSam BrunnerVor 5 Tage
  • Water hugging is better. In the swimming pool.

    Manal SwairjoManal SwairjoVor 5 Tage
  • A 'Dutch' practice called Cow Hugging !??? India be sooo pissed off!

    AnanthakrishnanAnanthakrishnanVor 5 Tage
  • I highly recommend cow hugging 🤣🤷‍♀️

    Christine FaulChristine FaulVor 5 Tage
  • There are many things, Grasshopper, we have yet to understand. Peace. Be still. Shhh.

    Teresa ThaynTeresa ThaynVor 5 Tage
  • Trever’s energy in this was amazing

    Siena TheivagtSiena TheivagtVor 5 Tage
  • dehave.info/down/Y46kY9m2gZrF3aw/video

    Luci BorasLuci BorasVor 5 Tage
  • The Inca's found Machu Picchu. Someone else before them built it.

    sirpainter1sirpainter1Vor 5 Tage
  • dehave.info/down/YoibqNKpaK3WyaA/video As much as I don't like Trump … America will only be great again if it beats China . China is the enemy . Vote for Trump in 2020. Trump is the chosen one because he is Not a Politician. Trump is the only one who has the guts to face China head on . Biden and Harris support China , and that will result in the downfall of America and the rest of the World . dehave.info/down/kZ95XqzTcJPSp6g/video Biden hates black people, calls them predators.

    Brandy WasayBrandy WasayVor 5 Tage
  • Machu Picchu experience is worth it the waiting. Believe me

    pandoraopandoraoVor 5 Tage
  • It is not funny. If people would see how cows and other farm animals are being tortured in our factory farms day after day, they would cry and never eat animal again. It is truly horrific and not to be joked at. I challenge Trevor to watch Earthlings the documentary till the end and see if he has something funny left to say: dehave.info/down/apyhqNHHfJejzn4/video

    trytorememberallthistrytorememberallthisVor 5 Tage
  • Thanks 😂

    Jeanet JensenJeanet JensenVor 5 Tage
  • Excellent idea for a an episode. I felt uplifted. One detail though: there is no such thing as a Nobel Prize for Economics. Seriously. Look up what the award actually is.

    talastratalastraVor 5 Tage
  • Yo!!! Trevor’s Mane is Looking Glorious!!! 👍🏾👊🏾✌🏾🇳🇬🇺🇸

    ayo30sayo30sVor 5 Tage
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