The Life of a Speedrunner

23 Okt 2020
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  • Tomorrow at 1PM EST I'm gonna be LIVE streaming and opening up a crap load of expensive Pokemon card boxes, BE THERE OR BE... UH... NOT THERE

    CircleToonsHDCircleToonsHDVor Monat
    • sorry I was 1 month late

      TinaTinaVor 2 Tage
    • B E T H E R E O R B E S Q U A R E

      Adelph CharlesAdelph CharlesVor 2 Tage
    • WOW

      Радош ЈовановићРадош ЈовановићVor 3 Tage
    • Baby: *comes to life* Ambient music:

      GolrakaGolrakaVor 4 Tage
    • hey aborted kid ahead by aprox 8 months

      Esteban FernandezEsteban FernandezVor 6 Tage
  • Me before watching the video: (somethings **fast** I can feel it)

    XxDarkSkinxXXxDarkSkinxXVor 47 Minuten
  • Dream?

    Air SkyAir SkyVor Stunde
  • How dream was born:

    RUBY FANRUBY FANVor 2 Stunden
    • Loll

      Air SkyAir SkyVor Stunde
  • He would get a faster time if he wasn't monologueing

    joka-kunjoka-kunVor 4 Stunden
  • Shame on him, *he could’ve used the abortion glitch*

    LoftyLoftyVor 4 Stunden
  • You forgot the part where he does the bed skip trick to cancel the jump animation and save 0.0233ms

    Galuade MGGaluade MGVor 5 Stunden
  • Story of life Speedrun %Any 00:28:784

    LimeJamesLimeJamesVor 6 Stunden
  • Speedrunners Speedrun life until they get to the end

    BadrexBadrexVor 7 Stunden
  • The abortion would have gave him the ultimate world record

    Cinnamations YtCinnamations YtVor 7 Stunden
  • These are rookie numbers, probably attempted by a beginner. The fastest way is obviously to dive head first onto the hard floor.

    Seamus ChaseSeamus ChaseVor 7 Stunden
  • Doc sounds like Ordinary Sausage

    Just Another AccountJust Another AccountVor 8 Stunden
  • The doctors sound more like a girl than the mom

    GamerfoxGamerfoxVor 9 Stunden
  • I wish I could speedrun life

    glurbyglurbyVor 9 Stunden
  • *you should’ve put dreams speed run music ngl*

    ii_ Cheffythemageii_ CheffythemageVor 9 Stunden
  • "ah crap i thought i was frame perfect" you paused for like 12 seconds at the start

    Derek LiuDerek LiuVor 9 Stunden
    • 9- 9 seconds

      turtlerr rturtlerr rVor 2 Minuten
  • This shouldn’t have been 1 month it should be 9 months XD

    SunkenplayzSunkenplayzVor 10 Stunden
  • My personal best is 18:037 seconds

    Adam FráňaAdam FráňaVor 10 Stunden
  • They should have considered abortion...

    Alvaro Hernando Quintanilla BarnecheaAlvaro Hernando Quintanilla BarnecheaVor 11 Stunden
  • Imagine enduring 9 months of pregnancy and childbirth and then your perfectly healthy baby just decided to do speedrun on his life

    Shafa IzatyShafa IzatyVor 11 Stunden
  • Why does the women sound like a man

    Kingston CastleKingston CastleVor 12 Stunden
  • Would’ve gotten a better time if he hadn’t yelled

    iRookeiRookeVor 12 Stunden
  • The world record for life any% is 0 seconds by someone that never existed.

    EnzitoGamerEnzitoGamerVor 12 Stunden
  • Well there is a way he could do it in under a second....

    HHVor 12 Stunden
  • He should have done a Mom Warp to get to the peanut butter earlier, then use the Peanut Butter Duplication Glitch to complete the last part quicker.

    Rift To GoRift To GoVor 13 Stunden
  • His personal best is 22.784 seconds.

  • Husband: So how's the baby? Wife: Im sorry but the doctor says he died doing an 80% speedrun of his life Husband: Im sincerely sorry for this.

    Mr YeeBotMr YeeBotVor 14 Stunden
  • Pro Tip: *Most people don’t know this, but to save frames, you have to be stillborn.*

    Dummy DummyDummy DummyVor 15 Stunden
  • And that's why I don't like eating peanut butter T.T

    Jon ValinoJon ValinoVor 17 Stunden
  • Now that I think of it wouldn’t a baby speed running it’s life just be a woman having a miscarriage?

    Kieran LeggeKieran LeggeVor 17 Stunden
  • This is actually dreams born

    UnoUnoVor 18 Stunden
  • The amount of time wasted just sitting in his moms lap could’ve easily been prevented smh if he did a⬇️↘️➡️⬇️↙️⬅️🅱️+🅰️ to the peanut butter it would’ve saved him approximately 1.62 seconds and the peanut butter consumption time?! Bro you’ve gotta work on that you let the cutscene play for too long so it hurt your time. Can’t believe these kids

    RandomDude 1029384756RandomDude 1029384756Vor 18 Stunden
  • the woman must have very deep voice

    Ulagat TangdaUlagat TangdaVor 19 Stunden
  • For the people saying why he took so long in the speedrun, Don't forget that he was JUST born, so Standing and Walking/Running would be very difficult (Sorry if I have bad grammar)

    Jordan GardnerJordan GardnerVor 19 Stunden
  • He could have used the No-Vax glitch to beat his personal best. Pff ... Amateur

    Giovanni Di MatteoGiovanni Di MatteoVor 22 Stunden
  • Plot twist:the girl was not a girl he was man who has ability to give brith kids

    Gautam ChawdaGautam ChawdaVor 22 Stunden
  • He shouldntve drank milk in the womb it would save at least 6 months

    Anthony MeginnisAnthony MeginnisVor Tag
  • Wow my brother did a speed run too but he did it inside the womb

    Sanji PanSanji PanVor Tag
  • lol Aborted babies already beat his time

    Jeff SandersJeff SandersVor Tag
  • Oof his method is outdated this days we use *ABORTION*

    •Ikigai••Ikigai•Vor Tag
  • Would've been funnier with the dream music.

    SavimbiSavimbiVor Tag
  • If your born a speed runner go for the closes thing possible

    Alanna deckerAlanna deckerVor Tag
  • Not funny

    Walter GibbonsWalter GibbonsVor Tag
  • Yes my brother did this I miss him

    YegorPlayzYegorPlayzVor Tag
  • Is he speed running

    ذذ BREAK THE CUPS نظام الشمس من قبذذ BREAK THE CUPS نظام الشمس من قبVor Tag
  • His pb is about 22 seconds

    Fandom DrizynFandom DrizynVor Tag
  • He should just jumped with his head on, rookie mistake

    Labbit 35Labbit 35Vor Tag
  • I bet Dream says “I can do better”

    fat_pug _Puppy_bed_lazyfat_pug _Puppy_bed_lazyVor Tag
  • Yeah

    Plague TogePlague TogeVor Tag
  • Shouldve played league to make it quicker

    purple boipurple boiVor Tag
  • * Gets Reincarnated *

    Noob RagerNoob RagerVor Tag
  • The baby sounds like Eric cartman

    Vineet V UVineet V UVor Tag
  • the baby should have speedrunned saying his first words

    Mr. SebruMr. SebruVor Tag
  • Why does the mom sound like a man

    Tamara BrownTamara BrownVor Tag
  • Ok t est français ta parler français j ai entendu le merde😂😂😂

    shadow gamixshadow gamixVor Tag
  • I can hear dream music

    Feliny , I guessFeliny , I guessVor Tag
  • when the timer started if he didn't wait 10 seconds he would have beaten his pb

    PowderedIcecreamPowderedIcecreamVor Tag
  • It’s true that league of legends is hot gardbage

    FelineBoatFelineBoatVor Tag
  • U know ppl who died in their mothers wombs have the world record speedrun right?

    Goldenmarty 777Goldenmarty 777Vor Tag
  • How Dream was born..

    KalozyaKalozyaVor Tag
  • I will not tell you I got confused at the title because I read it as “Spee-drunner”

    L LynnL LynnVor Tag
  • Question is what is the peanut jar doing in a hospital

    Nickzy3gamingNickzy3gamingVor Tag
  • Then wouldn't abortion be a glitch that allows for millisecond runs?

    TheA.S.E.2096TheA.S.E.2096Vor Tag
  • if he wouldve done a backwards air roll off the doctor he wouldve saved 7 seconds. oooooffffff

    Aldous._.Aldous._.Vor Tag
  • Runs dead guys

    Sosig ManSosig ManVor Tag
  • Me after bingewatching Summoning Salt: "alright, the timeframe rule is like a bus..."

    Matt J. DylanMatt J. DylanVor Tag
  • the fastest speedrunnes are the ones that get axed in half when there halfway out of the birth canal

    Lucas PenaLucas PenaVor Tag
  • Pfft... my personal record is -36:37:22s (thanks to the miscarriage glitch).

    Kingdom of FijiKingdom of FijiVor Tag
  • That's a weak record. Pros die in the womb

    IDK Why Im HereIDK Why Im HereVor Tag
  • Pfft he could have done multiple things throw himself out a window, drown and blood loss but no he decided to go for the peanut allergy route rookie mistake

    DEDSEC _17DEDSEC _17Vor Tag
  • Could’ve shaved 12s if he didn’t stand there announcing he’s doing a speedrun. So unprofessional

    Gou FukyuserufuGou FukyuserufuVor Tag
  • *he just jumped off the bed, he could save those precious fames by backward long jumping above the doctors*

    Luka StojanovićLuka StojanovićVor Tag
  • This should have been a real life video otherwise this could've looked like a weird as heck animation

    Bella AlbertsBella AlbertsVor Tag
  • He should've pulled off the wrong warp from mario to get the 6 seconds off

    DJ-TlKDJ-TlKVor Tag
  • no butterfly effect reference? interesting

    Matt MichelMatt MichelVor Tag
  • Pog

    Mr BeastMr BeastVor 2 Tage
  • The world record for the fastest Speedrun age to reach 50 years old was about 50 years and 5 seconds

    LieutLieutVor 2 Tage
  • a simple backflip would of saved 3 seconds, a peanut cap twist clip glitch would of saved another 5, nice attempt though

    xSparkyxSparkyVor 2 Tage
  • Well you gotta commend him he went for the peanut strategy and the amount of rng in that strategy is insane

    Osh KoshbjoshnoshOsh KoshbjoshnoshVor 2 Tage
  • 22:784 is his personal best? That is some rookie number he gotta pump that number down. Some of the best speedrunners did it in -8 months

    Temp OraryTemp OraryVor 2 Tage
  • No the REAL TIME WAS 00:00:49:28:784 to be specific

    Lucas AnonymousLucas AnonymousVor 2 Tage
  • Smh what a noob, every good life speedrunner uses the bed skip, it’s situational and if you pull it off you can save several seconds, you have to jump from the hospital bed head first, if the bed isn’t high enough, or you only break a bone, you could lose a lot of time because you would be stationed at a hospital which would kill your chances of getting anywhere near the world record. I thought the bed skip was common knowledge, apparently not, smh

    Fhfjfnfjfjfnc FjfjfjfjfjfjFhfjfnfjfjfnc FjfjfjfjfjfjVor 2 Tage
  • The baby asked god to be put in a peanut allergy family

    Infernape PlayZInfernape PlayZVor 2 Tage
  • You should’ve added dreams Minecraft speedrun music

    ToggleKidToggleKidVor 2 Tage
  • If he had used the womb glitch and done an out of bounds he wouldbe had a flawless run.

    GalacticGore 516GalacticGore 516Vor 2 Tage
  • Dude, you lost a huge amount of time because you didn't use the spin glitch for real life speedrunning, where you spin and it will teleport you. You messed up man. Damn.

    eggy yteggy ytVor 2 Tage
  • That’s dream

    ET AdventureET AdventureVor 2 Tage
  • Bro he should have done the back flip head 1st into the peanut butter can saved 12 seconds of tine

    Julio AnayaJulio AnayaVor 2 Tage
  • Want to know what's funny he's eating a jar of peanut butter and I'm eating peanut butter on toast

    Donut :Donut :Vor 2 Tage
  • Nice

    Benjamin GrelisBenjamin GrelisVor 2 Tage
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    NicoGamer 11NicoGamer 11Vor 2 Tage
  • I’m the 12,000 comment

    Rei BlexRei BlexVor 2 Tage
  • The babies who die at birth must be laughing at how slow he is

    Yeah im ethanYeah im ethanVor 2 Tage
  • What

    Marcelo CastroMarcelo CastroVor 2 Tage
  • A few problems with the speed run 1. not in japanese 2. seconds of no movement 3. no blj preformed :)

    AndrewThe DurbsAndrewThe DurbsVor 2 Tage
  • The abortion exploit actually allows a negative time to be achieved. It’s such a broken strat ngl

    Alex zeesAlex zeesVor 2 Tage
  • The Any% World Record is a miscarriage

    Kyle RoseKyle RoseVor 2 Tage
  • Kids are alive before they born, so... not a record

    Dante AlivieriDante AlivieriVor 2 Tage
  • Guys guys its ok He just made a simple rookie mistake

    Dylan GarciaDylan GarciaVor 2 Tage
  • He should have tried a wallclip before he was born.

    PugnatorPugnatorVor 2 Tage