Monologue: Dueling Grandpas | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

16 Okt 2020
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  • This is a binary choice so as Steven Stills sang, “Love the One You’re With” and folks we are with Joe Biden. Vote!

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  • Not so funny a week later huh Bill? The info drips drips drips everyday...and it's not looking good for creepy sleepy Joe..

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  • Uh, no.. hunter failed to pick it up or pay,,

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  • 🕳🤡🥊🌪💡💪🏼😎& Kamala for women it’s all we have now. Go JOE 🇺🇸

    Ziggy UstarZiggy UstarVor 10 Stunden
  • Matlock didn't premier till 1986, Maher's getting a little forgetful in his old age.

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  • I only have one thing to say..... George Carlin 2020

    Joseph HoranJoseph HoranVor 12 Stunden
  • Wow bill you used to be fair and unbiased. How the might contract Trump Derangement syndrome. I wish you luck in your recovery.

    Godgeta SaiyanGodgeta SaiyanVor 15 Stunden
  • Great jokes, great delivery. All made very easy by WTF it is that's going on in the White House these days.

    GiDaOneGiDaOneVor 16 Stunden
  • Bill, you are the greatest by far. I am an ET convert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Peter M. OlsenPeter M. OlsenVor 17 Stunden
  • this one.. Hopefully you are aware that trump(I don't capitalize his name) is just a distraction from what McConnel is doing to hijack your freedom from under your feet.

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  • He was not blind he was visually impaired. So he could see but not so good.

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  • Right now my comment has nothing to do with this segment but I need someone like you to answer this question. WHY IS AN IMPEACHED PRESIDENT ALLOWED TO RUN FOR A SECOND TERM? A president who gets impeached during his first term yet not removed from office shall lose all presidential privileges especially pardoning powers. And shall not be allowed to run for a second term.

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  • Bill can you proof your father wasn't a donkey? I know , very low intellectually question but could you provide proof so we all know for sure you are not a donkey.

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  • Trump is running against Obama, Hillary and Hunter... I guess Biden is not the candidate for president in Trumps brain

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    • Isn't Biden running for Senate stupid?

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  • Both parties support imperialism and I will not be voting for either person this year. It's Hitler versus Mussolini..... There is no positive change that can come from either one... remember when Bill Clinton started NAFTA and shipped all the jobs out of America and created this environmental problem where companies can just move to Tijuana and dump s*** freely into the rivers and then export their product back across the border tax free.... Hillary Clinton has funded oppressive governments throughout Central America that have murdered many activists.... Democrats want mandatory vaccines for all people without even giving doctors a choice in the Bernie Sanders told me straight up your children not belong to you they belong to the state.... And that the common good of society outweighs your right to not be medically raped... forced against your will to take every vaccine without question or choices to even space them out... They want to do away with medical exemptions that doctors write and have a cashless Society where everyone is 100% dependent on the state.......On the Republican side you got drugs war Nazis and environmental destroyers... We are fuced unless real Revolution takes place

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  • The irony that the Supreme Court is being stolen by the conservatives when Biden was the speaker who enabled Clarence Thomas to receive his seat.

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  • Billy Boy here was in a Q drop yesterday. Something to do with “Kid Love Productions”..... Q is a whole lot about busting weirdos with kids that aren’t theirs.. What do they have on you, Funny Man? They do have it all..... What’s that? Q is a “Conspiracy Theory”.... So is Bigfoot and nobody posting that is banned.. Hunter? Sure... How about pictures of you, Kid Love??? You’re a desperate comedian. Without the laughers helping you out you totally suck.. Your writers are crap... You couldn’t get hired in the Catskills on Liver and Onion Night.... Sad little dwarf...

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  • Based on Republican criteria Barrett's nomination is illegitimate and she must be recalled after the election.

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    • @Salary Cap Fabulous comeback, Trump.

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    • Cry more wittle baby

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  • The Real Facts

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  • Who is he talking to?

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  • Bill Maher 2024

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  • Before he started pandering, Don Lemon had the right of it. Somebody should remind him of that...👇

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  • Lol, all churches are cults!

    Tina RobertsTina RobertsVor 2 Tage
  • Regardless, Bidens son has nothing to do with his reputation. Not saying Joe Biden is perfect, no one is, but his son's indiscretions shouldn't be brought upon him.

    Tina RobertsTina RobertsVor 2 Tage
    • But it's amazing how Trump's kids get criticized by the media for every little thing. You hypocrites are un-fucking-believable.

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  • “Living the dream...”

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  • Rudy Ghouliani is appropriate for Halloween, and also, tuck frump (edit) I'd love to see a rudy ghouliani and also trump Halloween costume; would scare the sh!t out of any sane person

    joe sikicjoe sikicVor 2 Tage
    • How about Pelosi's Mary Antoinette costume? She's really trying to help the American people.

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  • It is not unlawful, rude or unethical to not fund, support, promote, or participate in religion. People should have been told this 2,000 years ago. The government, military & law enforcement 2,000 years ago; should have told people this.

    Diana HillDiana HillVor 2 Tage
  • Hey, Bill, do you remember your monologue four years ago, Kerry Washington sitting on you left, when you said that the real infectious disease that’s infecting our elections is not pneumonia, is a lack of class. Well, how crazy is that the pneumonia felt offended then, and came this election year with a jerky response!

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  • Above link of very informative video 👆 Corrupt Trump, Pompeo and Jared are in my pocket : says anti democracy, Saudi MBS the chief corruption & terrorism sponsor.

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  • Sorry but there is no good grandpa in this race, just two nasty old men. I am ready to give up on politics. If we don't start voting third parties en masse to get both those corrupt parties out, this country is doomed. Maybe it already is but I am choosing to see a path forward.

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  • 2020(G) “Respect and dignity.” Furthermore: (Vice) (Truth & Facts) >-< (Vice) •-• •-• (South Park Studios) (Truth & Facts) >-< South Park Studios ••• “Respect and dignity, 2020?” 2020(G) “Respect and dignity.” Furthermore: 👆 (🔥🔥🔥) 👇 👈-👉 (if I break any other new stories!!) 🔥 (if I break any other new stories!!)

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  • Philadelphia voters - VOTE IN PERSON - BILL BARR'S JUSTICE DEPT PLANS TO INVALIDATE MAIL-IN BALLOTS IN PA (See reliable news source references at the end of this video)

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  • "Lindsay Graham picked the music." LMAO.

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  • I think Trump is crazy but I am trying to understand what happened to Bin-laden and it does not make any sense !! Your seal teem goes into another country kidnap and kill a terrorist then mutilate his face after that you take the photos and throw the body in the see!!! why???

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  • I don't understand what Biden is being accused of. I heard the part about the charge of Hunter Biden's being accused of pedophilia in China. But what does this have to do with Joe Biden? What is Biden being accused of? His son's doing business in China? Did Biden perform special favors for China as part of his duties as Vice President in exchange for monies paid to his son? Did Biden divulge high security or important military information to China? Is this a charge of treason, or what? A lot of people have done business with China over the past 40 years, but now we know better, we know we can't trust China now, after this Covid deception on China's part. And now Biden's expected to "explain" charges of some vague accusations. People tend not to answer charges like this publicly because it draws more attention, and therefore credence, to the charge, even if false. Jared Kushner told Bob Woodward as much, ie, that Trump's lying about people often acts in Trump's favor, because when the person answers the charge or the lie, it just draws attention to it and gets Trump more publicity, and a percentage of some people will believe it. I myself believed that Joe Biden was senile for almost a year because of Trump's lies. Then I saw Biden beat Trump in the debate. Two attorneys general (Jeff Sessions and Bill Barr) and the FBI have not filed any charges against Biden in the past four years. Why not? Despite pressure from Trump to do so. These same attorneys general did not file charges against Barack Obama in response to Trump's Twitter statements for years that Obama had spied on him. And now Barack Obama has been cleared of these allegations. Maybe Sessions and Barr know what evidence is--and they know when they don't have it? And both Sessions & Barr were/are strong supporters of Trump and would have filed charges if they could have. But apparently there's no "there there." Jeff Sessions is gone from the scene, forced out by Trump after Sessions wouldn't pursue "Trumped up" Twitter statements and the like from Trump, ie Twitter statements and innuendos given at rallies. Why don't you have Jeff Sessions on your show to talk about what he went through because he wouldn't file some false charges. I remember a lot of public harassment and insults from Trump, and then Sessions finally just resigned. Yeah, Jeff Sessions was forced out for not playing ball with Trump's fantasies, but Bill Barr and the FBI still know what evidence is, and apparently, they don't think they have it with Biden either. Any credible attorney is not going to file some false charges because that attorney could lose his license to practice law for doing so. But yet, Trump wants these men to sacrifice their careers to spread his lies against his enemies. The way Trump expected Michael Cohen to ruin his own life and career by being Trump's "fixer." And now all of these accusations come out two weeks before the election, when there's no time to prove anything. This seems a lot like the Roy Moore situation in 2018 when Moore was running for office in Alabama and accusations suddenly came out shortly before the election, of course, that charged that Moore had stalked and sexually harassed some underage teenage female employees at shopping malls about 30 years ago. This was a Mitch McConnell dirty trick. Why does Joe Biden have to prove himself innocent against some accusations thrown out there like this at the last minute? Shouldn't some charges be filed by some authorities? The problem is that no credible authorities will file charges. So Trump stooges at this point are put out there to spread heresay through stooge media sites. What happened to somebody is supposed to be considered innocent until proven guilty? This situation is more like Biden's having to prove he's innocent against what seems so far to be some heresay. I'm seeing too much of this lately. There was the report put out last year about this time of year on conservative media (Alex Marlow on Breitbart) that Mitt Romney had a social media account where he went by the pseudonym "Pierre Delecto," and the reporting made it sound as if Romney had been soliciting anonymous oral sex from other men. (These "reports" about Romney came out after he famously voted for impeaching Trump.) I tend to believe that Romney was blackmailed into being the crucial vote in the Senate that allowed the Amy Coney Barrett confirmation hearing to proceed (when the Senate will do nothing to help Americans in need in this Corona Virus situation). I believe that Romney was blackmailed with the possibility of Trump allies in the media again bringing up the Pierre Delecto debacle. Trump and/or his stooges need to get sued for this kind of thing. It's called slander. And apparently it's not going to stop until somebody is hit where it hurts--in the pocketbook.

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  • Suburban women don't like you cus you're a douche and apparently those are uncomfortable....

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  • Biden received 50,000 a month along with a 5 million dollar bonus. I’m sure he worked for it.

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  • Maher is praying for a Trump win, so he can keep his show.

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  • This is where liberals get their news. So much miss information in this, no wonder they believe in such garbage

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  • Bill Maher looks reeeaaaall old

    Andy KarnAndy KarnVor 3 Tage
  • Who archives emails on their hard drive these days? Its all in the cloud so you can get to them on your phone, computer etc.

    MrCallipygousMrCallipygousVor 3 Tage
  • Ive never had a bad nightmare as bad as being awake for the last 4 years.

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  • A verse about Donald Trump: Breathes there the man with soul so dead, Who never to himself hath said, "This is my own, my native land!" Whose heart hath ne'er within him burn'd, As home his footsteps he hath turn'd, From wandering on a foreign strand? If such there breathe, go, mark him well; For him no minstrel raptures swell; High though his titles, proud his name, Boundless his wealth as wish can claim; Despite those titles, power, and pelf, The wretch, concentrated all in self, Living, shall forfeit fair renown, And, doubly dying, shall go down, To the vile dust from whence he sprung, Unwept, unhonour'd, and unsung. - Sir Walter Scott.

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  • where does this kind of crap come from -- who the hell loses their laptop and how did it come into GOP hands?

    Donnasue JacobiDonnasue JacobiVor 3 Tage
  • As a non american this election is a win/neutral. If Trump wins it's going to be awesome. If he loses I don't really care.

    Simon WikbergSimon WikbergVor 3 Tage
    • @yasio bolo Wasn't Biden accused of inappropriate conduct, or Demicrats have selective memory?

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    • Don't knock Pence's fly... at least - unlike his boss - he keeps it closed... apparently.

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  • My grandmother was holding in this story for a very long time but in light of what she feels is a critical election, she decided now was the time to share it. Please listen. Bill Maher - she watches every single one of your shows and has gone to see you live!

    Tabitha RoseTabitha RoseVor 3 Tage
  • Maher is a bleeding heart biased lefty. Never had been funny and never will be. He calls the catholic church a cult, but all other religions aren’t? He’s a loser

    Scott WilliamsScott WilliamsVor 3 Tage
  • Bill I love you dearly, but please can you stop clapping your hands together. It's a very annoying habit you have.

    Kevin SchaafsmaKevin SchaafsmaVor 3 Tage
  • Radical Rich Kids; Burning money they didn't earn along with the buildings...

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  • He is so stupid that he can’t sell himself. Inept all the way!

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  • sell out! gp back to work while to remain isolated. Shame on you,

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  • Bill Maher is that creepy, gropey drunk old guy at the bar.

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  • Now this is some classic Maher. Hilarious

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  • You can be legally blind but still be able to read with assistance Yeesh Maher, your abilism is showing

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  • While blind people can do almost everything non-blind people can do, I hardly doubt that there are lot of blind folks able to repair computers. Repairing electronic devices is one of those things you certainly need your eyes for.

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  • Trumps largest insolvency u think he will try to claim the entire amount on his taxes??

    Jason OgrenJason OgrenVor 3 Tage
    • Jason how does it feel to sit on welfare and cry over other people's taxes?

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  • #whatshappeninginthailand

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  • we thank you OH GOD for greatest of your foundation has been lay up treasure for we the people who are like a tree planted by the rivers of water bringeth forth fruit in his season; we're gonna take back what the enemy has stolen from us financial blessing, evacuation notice cancel , no one is going to lose their Job or housing, double for your trouble I pray this in Jesus name Amen,

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  • scooby doo

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  • Don't knock Pence's fly... at least - unlike his boss - he keeps it closed... apparently.

    Rod BakerRod BakerVor 4 Tage
    • Clinton and Biden say hello, did you think this was clever or something kid?

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  • Is Lindsey Graham supposed to be gay now? I can't keep up with all the shit anymore.

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  • Surprisingly, Bill has a halo on top’st his head. Also, I am drunk. An “autopsy” is just a pirate amalgamation / conjugation of “atop” and “his.” If that doesn’t make sense, you cannot blame my drunkenness, but the intoxicated quality of American-Irish-Polish word-structure itself.

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  • This is circus show. Both Trump and Biden are similar.

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  • Regardless of the details or the truth/falsehood of the newest wrinkle of the Hunter Biden-Burisma story, the following is verifiably true: 1. Hunter Biden was on the Burisma company's Board of Directors at some point and for some period of time 2. Hunter Biden lacked any significant or substantial relevant knowledge or skills to qualify him for such a high-level of authority/status in the company upon being accepted to the Board of Directors The fact that the above two facts are true, along with the rather high probability that the Biden name was widely known as being potentially valuable to groups (such as a large oil company like Burisma) who may want to curry favor either in the present or future with policy-makers in the powerful, globally influential U.S. government, means that national news media failing to critically examine Hunter's relationship with Burisma (regardless of any other factors) is troubling and seems to indicate an extremely low degree of basic journalistic integrity. I say this, by the way, as someone who has opposed not only Trump but the vast majority of Republican politicians for most of my life.

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  • So it's grandpa and grandma, aunt and uncle who are actually dying!!!! Ooops, of course, according to Bill it's fat people who are the problem!!! Really? I thought it was granny?! What is it Billy? Your bias, or reality?

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  • Hi, Bill. Still trying to live down what you said about Catholics now that you know Joe Biden is a Catholic just like the judges you said were NUTS because of their religion? Doh! You know, I'm an Atheist myself and I figured out a long time ago that if we have religion, then logically there must be some kind of evolutionary advantage to it. It did get us through the Dark Ages for example.

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  • George W Bush, huffed a trunk load of Coke!

  • All of this appears as truth on Fox "News". What a fucking sham.

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    • 2000 wants its' joke back boomer, you get your news from "comedians"

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  • Bill has become too repetitive, I used to like his comedy.

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  • So this is where everyone with TDS goes to rant. If Bill cared about facts then he wouldn't be able to write the jokes you idiots love to giggle at.

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  • Rudy and them published a text conversation between Hunter and Joe in which Hunter lamented what a screw up he was and Joe told him he loved him unconditionally. The Republicans treated Joe's love for his son as a negative.

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  • That whole conspiracy theory about the binladen body double sounds like is far more work then it would take to just kill binladin

    MlpfanboyMlpfanboyVor 4 Tage
  • Wait the computer repair guy was blind? Oh dear God that conspiracy theory is even dumber then i thought it was!!

    MlpfanboyMlpfanboyVor 4 Tage
  • Hunter was correct about politics. I think POTUS is on Adrenochrome..

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  • Both parties are corrupt!!

    Geraldine HannaGeraldine HannaVor 4 Tage
  • You're getting up there too Bill!!

    Geraldine HannaGeraldine HannaVor 4 Tage
  • fk bill

    shisi huangshisi huangVor 4 Tage
  • WOW I was wonderihg how you were going to spin the "Hunter Laptop" Couldnt even get the facts half correct, but what did I expect :)

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  • Could you imagine if you replaced Hunter Biden’s name with Donald Trump jr?

    Always Overcoming BearAlways Overcoming BearVor 4 Tage
    • The hypocrisy is borderline mental illness at this point.

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  • LOL bruh this was great material. lol nice lol

    targaryen ticklertargaryen ticklerVor 4 Tage
  • Bill made several good points The best could be: "who passes out while on crack?"

    Ben AdamsBen AdamsVor 4 Tage
  • We have crazy people running the white supremacists oh I mean the white house.

    James McNeillJames McNeillVor 4 Tage
    • Easy to cry white supremacy living in your white neighborhood James.

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  • If you want to make fun of old people, you need to think about who is really the brunt of your snarky mouth.

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  • Trumps insane

    Edward PietrouskiEdward PietrouskiVor 4 Tage
  • This is painful, his jokes are stale af :/ how do people watch bill

    Brian MBrian MVor 4 Tage
  • Your show has become old, stale, and tiring. Do yourself a favor and get some new writers.

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  • Bill Maher is a douchebag

    CutsieFace McGeeCutsieFace McGeeVor 4 Tage
  • only superman can pass-out on crack

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  • Dueling Grandpas? Bill Maher Is 64 years old and is dating someone’s 37 year old granddaughter!

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  • I think SNL nailed the town hall competition nicely. Biden engaged citizens and, through the course of the evening, appeared to be a comforting alternative to Donald Trump's perpetual cage-match presidency.

    Brian R.Brian R.Vor 4 Tage
  • Every time I check into Maher's show it gets more sad. I'm watching it crumble in Real Time

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  • He does his stupid song and dance every week to rake in millions. He shields Hunter with his BS stories that aren't factual with canned laughter. I want answers about Biden and his son. Twitter, Google and Facebook are dangerous and should be broken up. Monopolies should not exist. They are damaging. Too much power for these bastards of society.

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  • U can't say it was even and fair. Its ridiculous. Fight fair.

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