"UR SHORT, WELL YOU'RE A SINGLE MOM" | Blind date roast each other

31 Mär 2021
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  • I've got screenshots of half naked girls on my phone and I'm not even a lesbian, they're just pretty 🤷‍♀️

    Maria KonikMaria KonikVor 15 Tage
    • @sunlight white eh.

      That Haven RealmThat Haven RealmVor 5 Stunden
    • @hajeraa ok, you’re either a creep, or admire beauty.

      That Haven RealmThat Haven RealmVor 5 Stunden
    • @Maria Konik yes, in a way.

      That Haven RealmThat Haven RealmVor 5 Stunden
    • @donald johnson she is, I swear.

      That Haven RealmThat Haven RealmVor 5 Stunden
    • @Ethereal Epics apparently, almost all women are.

      That Haven RealmThat Haven RealmVor 5 Stunden
  • Dam so shallow...

    Jonathan MillerJonathan MillerVor 39 Minuten
  • They just mentioned Eldritch Blast and just for that I'm going to leave a like.

    Ancient Dark MagicAncient Dark MagicVor 2 Stunden
  • I got to say that was pretty damn funny you two make a good team

    Mr. GoodbarMr. GoodbarVor 3 Stunden
  • She's a fuckin 0/10 if I've ever seen one, and she's probably got two more babies hiding in them shoulders.

    CryptCryptVor 4 Stunden
  • 11:06 😐 why you lying?

    That Haven RealmThat Haven RealmVor 5 Stunden
  • 9:23 guys PLEASE I CAN’T HANDLE THIS 😂.

    That Haven RealmThat Haven RealmVor 5 Stunden
  • The creep music gets me, EVERY SINGLE TIME.

    That Haven RealmThat Haven RealmVor 5 Stunden
  • I’m 5’5 3/4. I either say 5’5 or 5’6 lmaoo

    Michelle-AnnMichelle-AnnVor 6 Stunden
  • she looks like a man

    NamibiaNamibiaVor 6 Stunden
  • Well that made me laugh lol

    nobaynobayVor 6 Stunden
  • How is she not in the NBA with those shoulders and wingspan?

    Hakim MohammedHakim MohammedVor 6 Stunden
  • Thanks for exposing the way these women are.. y’all are doing gods work lol.

    Michael DeBuskMichael DeBuskVor 8 Stunden
  • I wonder did she watch the video of their blind date and see exactly when he decided to say fuck her.

    Brandon JohnsonBrandon JohnsonVor 9 Stunden
  • Potato's 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 s

    x0311ofonex0311ofoneVor 9 Stunden
  • Explains why she's a single mom probably lol

    Poo_CakePoo_CakeVor 9 Stunden
  • Keep the squeaky floors pls.

    NastyAxis0111NastyAxis0111Vor 9 Stunden
  • Anyone else wonder where Aba gets these bomb ass shirts? Need!

    Manny BeeManny BeeVor 9 Stunden
  • Off rip: “you’re battery life is low af” 😭😂

    Cold WolfCold WolfVor 10 Stunden
  • Damn this video let’s me know I’m super private. You would t be able to get any bullshit off my phone.

    AtomAtomVor 10 Stunden
  • I can’t stop laughing bruh a whole baby 🤣🤣🤣

    Dj ussinDj ussinVor 12 Stunden
  • OMFG THIS MAN IS A LEGEND

    RyanRyanVor 13 Stunden
  • Oi ya racist bastids (sarcasm btw), Danny bhoy is Scottish btw

    John icantthinkofarealsoundinglastnameJohn icantthinkofarealsoundinglastnameVor 15 Stunden
  • Book her a session with the godfather. Kevin Samuels.

    Lucas MLucas MVor 16 Stunden
  • I don't think I would call this a date...

    Kaleb GlennKaleb GlennVor 16 Stunden
  • When she said "Probably more muscles than you" I was hoping he was going to say "Well I find muscular/bodybuilding women not attractive" because yeah. Eew.

    john doughhjohn doughhVor 17 Stunden
  • "You gotta whole baby!"

    EwzmazzicEwzmazzicVor 18 Stunden
  • lol i love this kid,,, he went in!.........ladies shouldn't try roasting guys, it's bad news for them

    Mitch ConnorMitch ConnorVor 18 Stunden
  • "You got some man shoulders and a baby?" - Aba 🤣😄😆😂

    Big Brother BeauBig Brother BeauVor 20 Stunden
  • 😂😂😂chill

    Ty NiddiTy NiddiVor 20 Stunden
  • This dude shit on her haha 😆

    Pedro MartellPedro MartellVor 21 Stunde
  • You guys need an actual live show!!!!!!

    DeniseDeniseVor 21 Stunde
  • 5:54 *AMOGUS*

    If Heaven Was HellIf Heaven Was HellVor 22 Stunden
  • now we know why she has all them pics of her, she was fat AF worked out to get back in shape and is still self conscious. in short she busted af still lol and she knows it ! haha

    Wise TekniquezWise TekniquezVor 22 Stunden
  • When a 2 thinks she's a 12. Toxic self worship is destroying humanity

    Elliott SwabyElliott SwabyVor 23 Stunden
  • That chicks not that good looking.... Plus,having a kid and taking pictures like that...mhmm kids come first ,right ?

    mustang 07mustang 07Vor 23 Stunden
  • She was rude to him too the hell

    Anthony LopezAnthony LopezVor 23 Stunden
  • He isn't very fit but she's a fitness instructor? She isn't even all that fit.

    Owen AnthonyOwen AnthonyVor Tag
  • That girl looks like a linebacker..

    Marky mark and the bunky funchMarky mark and the bunky funchVor Tag
  • I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself.

    DetergentRatDetergentRatVor Tag
  • Oil huh? You cookin? 💀💀😂

    Francisco G.Francisco G.Vor Tag
  • Based on his reaction, I can put money on Aba having hella women screenshots on his phone lol Nah but hes right on his perspective.

    SharayahSharayahVor Tag
  • and she's probably deleted thousands of her own pics..

    Stephen JohnsonStephen JohnsonVor Tag
  • you've seen her..how could you think she works out?..

    Stephen JohnsonStephen JohnsonVor Tag
  • They should've both recorded before they seen each other's responses

    cory crewscory crewsVor Tag
  • I screenshot all the fatties on Tinder and send em to the group chat

    xlunkness0monsterxxlunkness0monsterxVor Tag
  • I'm 5' 9'' but I'm a guy who is actually 5' 9'' tall. It's all the guys who are 5' 6' to 5' 7'' who lie that give a skewed perception of what a 5' 9'' man actually looks like. A man who is 5' 9'' is the equivalent of a 6' 3'' woman so he would be roughly taller then 97% of women on average. 5' 9'' is only short on paper guys but in the real world it really isn't short it's pretty average for a guy and you will still be taller then the vast majority of women you meet.

    Zep PrimeZep PrimeVor Tag
  • She started off shitty but he showed his insecurities by being meaner than her. They both suck as people

    rat meatrat meatVor Tag
  • She ain’t even do nun but say I’m taller than him damn😂

    AgreivanceAgreivanceVor Tag
  • do people actually have half naked pics of people on their phone... i only have memes...

    Pamela OrtizPamela OrtizVor Tag
  • Not racist at all. The love potatoes. 🍀🌈⚱️

    XLPCXXLPCXVor Tag
  • This had me looking though my own phone.

    Casey WeberCasey WeberVor Tag
  • I haven't laughed this hard for ages...

    Mefist0Mefist0Vor Tag
  • Lol elephant in the room... She's not that attractive to be talking about someone as harsh physically... Chill girl.

    Badasi12bBadasi12bVor Tag
  • I think I would have done the exact opposite, just been 100% positive, that way I'd be the winner at the end.

    Snoball TogoSnoball TogoVor Tag
  • After watching that I’m subscribing!👏🏻

    Ben KlotzBen KlotzVor Tag
  • Dude this guy is legendary Lmao

    HamSamaHamSamaVor Tag
  • Between her big shoulders and his low shoulders, they could have created the next Dwight Howard

    Black MilkyBlack MilkyVor Tag
  • My phone would be boring to go through, garden pictures, plant pictures, crochet projects, family and friends pictures

    Lanette DanburgLanette DanburgVor Tag
  • I bet the girl still thinks she's in the right, she needs bigger glasses than my grandma

    InsertNameHereInsertNameHereVor Tag
  • My camera roll is literally like 49% memes, 49% my cat and the other 2% are random screenshots that I felt like taking... Although I’ve got a dark ass sense of humor so I got some questionable ass memes in that shit

    Ya Boi KungPow FuckFingerYa Boi KungPow FuckFingerVor Tag
  • Homie looks like he watched a lot of Seinfeld

    Dameion DismukeDameion DismukeVor Tag
  • She got the body for snu snu

    diony- susdiony- susVor Tag
  • These single moms...give her time, soon she will realize that guys see her as a pump and dump...especially guts without kids...no guy is interested in raising another dudes kid....develop a better personality because your kid is a huge downgrade.

    kevinus99kevinus99Vor Tag
  • She looks like A.J. Hawk or Clay Matthews 😄

    Ben NyceBen NyceVor Tag
  • She’s criticizing him as if she’s all that. She’s such a douche bag.

    Kelsey-BernardKelsey-BernardVor Tag
  • Dates with kids ha ha ha ha ha ha

    Shirley GorreShirley GorreVor Tag
  • went through my phone, no screenshots of half naked Gram chicks.. I'm living life wrong.

    Kaido VesterninKaido VesterninVor Tag
  • I'm confused... what's the temperature in that room? One guy has a hoody and a fishing jacket while the other dude has an unbuttoned shirt.

    rezos666rezos666Vor Tag
  • 8:40 to 8:42. I bust out laughing. I knew he was butt hurt.

    BIO KILLERBIO KILLERVor Tag
  • It's like the same princip when you about to meet the cashier in grocery store. You'll be surprised how sometimes the energy of paying the cashier or the cashier scanning all the items etc can become a vastly different if you engage with a simple smile. People usually copy the engaging attitude. Or rather adapt to it. Ofc take it with a grain of salt...

    HuffleBunnyHuffleBunnyVor Tag
  • Glad he didn't simp out and be nice. Guys have to start dropping their nuts again. Shit is out of hand these days.

    J.R. ElgranJ.R. ElgranVor Tag
  • Im a trainer. Yeah who isn't these days? All i hear when someone says trainer is, "i dont have any real talent or skills"

    First LastFirst LastVor Tag
  • What up cisgendered niggas

    tokyo snxwstokyo snxwsVor Tag
  • Are y’all two lovers? I think y’all a cute couple

    Sniper TSniper TVor Tag
  • So glad I grew up before the internet came along.

    Mikel HawkMikel HawkVor Tag
  • Preach is so STUUUUUPID!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😭😭😭

    Joy & LilyJoy & LilyVor Tag
  • the thing is she needs to look at herself in the mirror before she talks about looks.

    Adam WrightAdam WrightVor Tag
  • haha I guess

    AlexAlexVor Tag
  • This was dope

    Angel SanchezAngel SanchezVor Tag
  • Lmao personal trainer?!? Bitch doesn’t even know how to work out either!!! 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

    LandOfSandLandOfSandVor Tag
  • I hope the kids dad was 6 foot 5

    mdb831mdb831Vor Tag
  • Preach is mad funny.

    mdb831mdb831Vor Tag
  • I would've went in on the broad too

    CreNative. FoshoCreNative. FoshoVor Tag
  • yooooo daaaaamn sonson out here scheming with the screening

    CreNative. FoshoCreNative. FoshoVor Tag
  • I'm from LA. I visited Sweden. The drop in cellulite-per-square-inch-of-ass ratio was stark, whether or not you convert to metric.

    TexasGreenTeaTexasGreenTeaVor Tag
  • Does anyone know if Preach is bisexual?

    Gigi LaFlareGigi LaFlareVor Tag
  • I cast vicious mockery. I call him short

    Brandt GillBrandt GillVor Tag
  • I've got a flip phone ...good luck with that.😁

    j neilsonj neilsonVor 2 Tage
  • You two 🤣😂🤣😂

    hitskeboyhitskeboyVor 2 Tage
  • If she was "nice" I'd hate to see her mad...

    Tregg LieblerTregg LieblerVor 2 Tage
  • Chick built like a line backer.

    Sk8Sk8Vor 2 Tage
  • funny af

    KozakKozakVor 2 Tage
  • Dude she aint even attractive

    Scorpiogirl95Scorpiogirl95Vor 2 Tage
  • They probably should have gone out. Start out honestly and busting each others balls. They would laugh a lot.

    Stacey BaileyStacey BaileyVor 2 Tage
  • This ish was hillllllaasrrrious.

    ninles1ninles1Vor 2 Tage
  • imagine some girls found your JoJo meme collections

    Oni ChanOni ChanVor 2 Tage
  • Match making Big bird and millhouse Sesame simps🙈

    Mr C aSMr C aSVor 2 Tage
  • Aba, you look like Ismael Rivera dude. Rock on, also Willie Colón on the 70s.

    oneplus estradaoneplus estradaVor 2 Tage
  • You gotta whole baby!?!? 😭😭

    Jonathan CabassaJonathan CabassaVor 2 Tage
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