Monologue: Whatever Floats Your Boat | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

26 Mär 2021
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  • I LOVE THIS GUY......💞

    Sharon AllisonSharon AllisonVor 5 Tage
  • I've seen many ppl talk about QAnon but I've never heard anything from QAnon. Is it a real thing?

    Shyh JyeShyh JyeVor 10 Tage
  • Christian/Muslim or whatever religion doesn't matter. Lunatic is lunatic. Period!

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  • btw RURAL? These knuckledraggers are the reason we are in this situation!

    dan holmdan holmVor 13 Tage
  • Can't mother nature just cull 75% of the millennials and the boomers? LMAO. Thats not nice but......I'M ALL FOR IT!

    dan holmdan holmVor 13 Tage
  • It's nice that today's atheists are moving their books around rather than killing millions of Ukrainians by means of a famine

    andrew dobsonandrew dobsonVor 13 Tage
  • 3.39 absolutely brilliant: '....sounds very ambitious when the last guy couldn't build a wall'

    Tommaso Starace MusicTommaso Starace MusicVor 16 Tage
  • The wall has been built. Thank you President Trump!

    ManuelManuelVor 17 Tage
  • How come he never says when they're going to be off for a week anymore?

    Milford CivicMilford CivicVor 18 Tage
  • Hey Bill, the death penalty has been banned in West Virginia for years. Your writers dropped the ball on that “joke”

    TrunksTrunksVor 19 Tage
  • He uses a johonny carson delivery

    Mike RommelMike RommelVor 20 Tage
  • Did you vote, for creepy joe? Alias Plugs? How's that going? Trump solved this, you, were in awe! Come on mannn! You know the thing!

    Justin HandlersJustin HandlersVor 20 Tage
  • Bill, you need, to be saved! Accept the free, gift, now! Hell, is a terrible place! Midgets, get lost, down there.

    Justin HandlersJustin HandlersVor 20 Tage
  • Who is Q anon?

    Justin HandlersJustin HandlersVor 20 Tage
  • I didn't know Bill knows people from Qinon

    Frederick GramckoFrederick GramckoVor 20 Tage
  • Joe Biden will conclude the same amount of things as his buddy Obama -0 ! Bill Maher is a complete lost idiot, I'm sure he doesn't believe more than half the crap he says...but he has to say it! TO APPEASE THE REST OF YOU MORONS AND KEED HIS JOB IN THE PROPAGANDA MACHINE !

    R MMVR MMVVor 20 Tage
  • Why don't you mention the mass shootings that happen every weekend in Chicago or Several big cities all over the U.S. I guess you can call a Christian and a Muslim a Lunatic but not the normal citizens doing this in these cities are rarely mentioned in the mainstream media or even by you. Why not?

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  • Things are happening again Mahr, looks like Democrats love them mass shootings

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  • "I'm going to say something outrageous. I have never been particularly poor at calculating how to get things done in the United States Senate. So, the best way to get something done, if you hold near and dear to you that uh you um . . . like to be able to . . . anyway. Ok." ~ Joe Biden

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  • With Trump, the country was moving in the right direction, Bill, but you kept looking toward left.

    IllyrianWolfIllyrianWolfVor 21 Tag
  • Really? Making a joke of Fox claiming Biden is senile, while referencing a speech where Biden literally forgot what he was saying and trailed off, is just idiotic.

    BurnCycleBurnCycleVor 21 Tag
  • And I know West Virginia is poor, but surely there must be more than one chair? I know they aren't all sitting on stools and couches.

    Brent McWilliamsBrent McWilliamsVor 21 Tag
  • All fun must be shamed publicly. It is no longer tolerated in America.

    Brent McWilliamsBrent McWilliamsVor 21 Tag
  • Bill you better be nice about Biden. I will admit that someone like me who is medicated for ADD, I’m having a hell of a time keeping up and staying focused!!!

    Marcee ChristensenMarcee ChristensenVor 22 Tage
  • So glad a BIG SHIP never got stuck in me!!!!!

    Marcee ChristensenMarcee ChristensenVor 22 Tage
  • Another Maher skit. A cheap shot at Trump gets the biggest applause. Business as usual.

    Jo SmothermanJo SmothermanVor 22 Tage
  • i rearranged my books today 😂😂

    Marie NorekvalHayesMarie NorekvalHayesVor 22 Tage
  • I am told I am trying to control the masses, then why are you not told that? What is the difference between a female speaking truth to politicians and yet when you speak, you must be. What do you know about biology? What do you know about gender? What do you know about misogyny and what it does to women and children? And yet my government doesn't support me, but you are supported, just like Trump by 70 million people who don't know a thing. Please Bill, tell me the difference between females and males. I know the difference in genetics, but socially what is the difference? Apparently I am trying to control the masses...and you are not...What is the difference. Read Cohen's book and tell me why does Donald Trump get 70 million people supporting him,and I get told I don't believe in democracy. What Bill?

    Carolyn & Colin HogarthCarolyn & Colin HogarthVor 22 Tage
  • That's how they keep you from talking about child sex trafficking and it's to turn it on you with statements like "you sure concentrate on children alot" we must never allow them to deflect

    Tellon AlexTellon AlexVor 22 Tage
  • I agree with 99% of this except Joe did seem out of it at times during that press conference and totally DID stumble on sentences and not finish some and lately has been seeming very extra old.

    Conner BossConner BossVor 22 Tage
  • Bill Maher is a pos 😘

    Polymorphic DoomboogerPolymorphic DoomboogerVor 23 Tage
  • I rearranged my books this week & I found a stash of weed. Hallelujah.

    leslie choudhuryleslie choudhuryVor 23 Tage
  • cringe

    KAKAVor 23 Tage
  • "Don't try to destroy my life with lies when you're life can be destroyed with the truth." -Gina Carano

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  • You’re delusional.

    William StaffordWilliam StaffordVor 23 Tage
  • Leftists know more about Q Anon than literally every single conservative I know.

    JZNYCRealEstateJZNYCRealEstateVor 23 Tage
  • I'm just happy Bill Maher knew West Virginia was a state. You would be amazed how many people do not. 🙄

    MotormasterMotormasterVor 23 Tage
  • Did you even watch Bidens speech. Just curious bc there was multiple times he forgot what he was saying or just completely stopped talking in the middle of a sentence

    Robert ConklinRobert ConklinVor 23 Tage
  • How many millions of people did the atheist governments of the former USSR and China kill? Bill Maher!!! I see you keep taking the high road on making lite of the millions children that abused aver year! And the biggest douche bag of the year goes to Bill Maher The corporate shill

    phil mayphil mayVor 24 Tage
    • Stalin was Atheist meaning he didn't have any religion or believe in God, but he didnt kill al those people in the name of Atheism, theres no Atheist scripture that instructed him, no belief that he had a divine ruler who told him to kill, he killed all those people because of Marxism, his problem was his strong socialist ideologies, he took the dogma of Marxism to its final conclusion, he may not have believed in God but he DID have an unsubstantiated belief in Marxism in which he killed many for. Atheists don't kill _because_ they're atheist they kill for any number of reasons manu overlapping why people of faith kill' myriad of human reasons. BUT organized religion and peoples blind faith in its teaching - especially with a certain religion of the middle east - kill people believing it will please their god, or that their god told them, and in many cases these scriptures DO instruct you to kill "the infidel". Religion much like Marxism ideologies seperate people into "us" and "them" where as raw science shows we are all the same %99.9999999 the same. I have on problem with christians and agree with them politically on a lot of stuff but Its unfair to say that just because Stalin was an Atheist that he killed in its name, he didnt, he was a Marxist and killed in ITS name, no demagogue is operating without some driving ideology and Socialism and Marxism replace Christianity as the driving force for many of them, not simple Atheism which isn't even a belief at all.

      Conner BossConner BossVor 22 Tage
  • “Kids” gather in Florida under Trump and Trump is to blame. “Kids” gather now under Biden and “They’re just kids as kids should be”. Hypocrite some?

    Shlomo FeuerShlomo FeuerVor 24 Tage
  • Ivermectin, Bill. FLCCC Alliance, Google it. The cure for COVID is being suppressed. WHAT will happen when people find out we’ve known about this since last year?

    Paul J. von HartmannPaul J. von HartmannVor 24 Tage
  • Okay now. I live in West Virginia. My 5G is like, some other generation, so I COULD NOT possibly call the Commonwealth of Old Virginny about any chair, for Pete's sake! Had to have been someone else!

    Phil SmithPhil SmithVor 24 Tage
  • He’s such an asshole. But he’s right

    Mz weffieMz weffieVor 24 Tage
  • Bill will like this How does all religion start? It starts with the children . Here is a short 4:00 min video that sets the stage. Look it up on DEhave “Well Come to This World”. Sound familiar?

    ed nortoned nortonVor 24 Tage
  • Poor white people with PTSDs and addiction at it again! beware ethnic folks.

    KarmicYogiKarmicYogiVor 24 Tage
  • Um did you watch the end of Biden's press conference?

    daniel Gordondaniel GordonVor 24 Tage
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    Ryan PerkinsRyan PerkinsVor 24 Tage
  • Enjoyed until last Cuomo statement. Lost me with that. Tenth "victim" complaining about traditional kiss on cheek feeling sexual (to her). Puhlease!

    Terri WalshTerri WalshVor 24 Tage
  • Bill is so partisan. Too bad really.

    Mason SMason SVor 24 Tage
  • The best part of this monologue was the Cuomo joke at the end. Bidens speech was a fucking joke and I like Bill but he claims to be a “tell it like it is kind of guy” he’s a fucking left wing hack still. Maybe it’s HBO controlling him. But who knows.

    HedoTheTraderHedoTheTraderVor 24 Tage
  • Biden thinks foreign children aren’t dangerous. He obviously never heard of child soldiers or Covid19 carriers. Stop dumping your children on me like bags of garbage!!!! You bankrupted me with this shit!!!

    Karma YtKarma YtVor 24 Tage
  • Qanon never misses an opportunity to stay relevant 🤣

    Terry FoldersonTerry FoldersonVor 24 Tage
  • The vibrator scene from D.C. Cab floats my boat.

    Calvert BrianCalvert BrianVor 24 Tage
  • This from a guy who proudly has worn RED SHOES... hey bill why the RED SHOES???

    Dan StrausbaughDan StrausbaughVor 24 Tage
  • OMG! How obsessed with child molestation the psyQotics are speaks volumes about what sexual fantasies they are hiding in their own psyQie.

    M CM CVor 24 Tage
  • You might notice that Atheists are NEVER the ones going out an committing mass shootings...It's always the religulous nuts.

    M CM CVor 24 Tage
  • SERIOUSLY! What the F’ is the obsession with kids and Q? 🤔

    M. WattsM. WattsVor 24 Tage
  • I've tried to give this guy a chance but no, he really is an asshole!!

    Joseph CarlisleJoseph CarlisleVor 24 Tage
  • If the $14 million man says so, then it must be true judging from the applause of the people in the audience who hoot and holler: Why? They are stuck and haven't moved into the next plane of development. Where are the fact checkers on most of the lies he spewed out. Ciao from Little Italy 🇮🇹 Montréal

    Don CorleoneDon CorleoneVor 24 Tage
  • What about the biggest problem immigration.....bill o yes don’t fit your narritive

    Niek StroebelNiek StroebelVor 24 Tage
  • What about the biggest problem immigration.....bill o yes don’t fit your narritive

    Niek StroebelNiek StroebelVor 24 Tage
  • I hope the USA stays safe.

    Inverness FanInverness FanVor 24 Tage
  • Bill makes no sense. The wall was being built til ur guys boy shut it down. Bill can say anything to his minions and theyll soak it up like the sheep they are

    Russell PenoyerRussell PenoyerVor 24 Tage
  • Biden struggles everytime he talks

    Russell PenoyerRussell PenoyerVor 24 Tage
  • Im republican and qanon is just as crazy as cnn.

    Russell PenoyerRussell PenoyerVor 24 Tage
  • 2:20 the sad thing is, at this point, I can’t even tell if the part about QAnon is made up for the joke or not

    Bruce MorrisBruce MorrisVor 24 Tage
  • Biden reminds me of my already dead German grandma, Alzheimer

    carecacarecaVor 24 Tage
  • The country is moving again? Maher is such a leftist hack. The country is going down the toilet.

    Moogan StookerMoogan StookerVor 24 Tage
  • Bill's takes are getting dumber. What do you expect from a guy who gets his hair style cues from Gavin Newsome?

    K MK MVor 24 Tage
  • He was doing ok until he started simping for Joe Biden... come on Bill there is no way Biden came across well in that address. The guy can barely form complete sentences.

    Justin TeligentJustin TeligentVor 24 Tage
  • That's all? Biden "was fine for an hour"? He is fine since he came to Senate, 120 years ago ( )

    Zed RSZed RSVor 24 Tage
  • Did anyone else notice that he said “books” in the plural? Because some people know it is wise to get their guidance from more than one book

    poida66poida66Vor 24 Tage
    • If you're talking about "that book", it consists of 66 books. It's a library in and of itself :P

      Dwarf2005Dwarf2005Vor 22 Tage
  • Not funny about Spring Break - you’re not in Florida- with positivity rate 9.71% after Desantis fiasco & 🦠deaths up - Wear a mask 😷- Bill just like rest of dummies can’t figure out its an air borne virus 🦠 that’s why 😷works

    Elle LawElle LawVor 24 Tage
  • Is it kids Bill? He refuses to say it's black people doing all the messed up activity. If it was a large group of white people doing this, the condemnation would be epic. Cowardly. Should be Maher's middle name.

    DtruthDtruthVor 24 Tage
  • I know it's great right, let's spend 3 more trillion dollars because 9 trillion in 1 year couldn't possibly hurt, also let's crack the filibuster like a walnut so the majority can run over the other 50 percent or so that voted trump and we can finally spend that other 30 trillion dollars to meet our ingenious green new deal...

    TheBeez KneezTheBeez KneezVor 24 Tage
  • Bill mi hate you 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Tanya NelsonTanya NelsonVor 24 Tage
  • QAon is telling on themselves. Someone should look into them on that!

    Just JoanJust JoanVor 24 Tage
  • We need high speed rail.

    david huffdavid huffVor 24 Tage
  • These are some sobering thoughts by Mr Maher. Here's what worries me most. As long as there are poor people who can be squeezed without limit, the wealthy can keep partying up stock prices and getting richer. The disconnect between capital market and real economy is an expression of this inequality. The bubble will burst as soon as someone reintroduces reality by improving the lives of the poor, investing money in real things like infrastructure and, God help us, taxing the mega-rich. That will and the party. It will deminstrate how little money can actually buy if you lack infrastructure, an industrial base and skilled workers. This is the curse of the Biden presidency: he may trigger disaster by doing the right thing.

    Anton NurwaldAnton NurwaldVor 24 Tage
  • Maybe you should try giving a shit about these children that are trafficked by your idols moran.

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  • Was billl ever funny? im like gesh put in the work Dang bra

    nunya binnessnunya binnessVor 25 Tage
  • Oh my, I fact-checked the existence of the Suez-Hillary conspiracy theory and found a detailed fact-check of the conspiracy theory. There are some weird-in-a-bad-way people out there.

    old grey catold grey catVor 25 Tage
  • Yeah and I have been smoking for years. You can keep your vaccine. I'm taking carcinogens to my grave. Though, you blood thirsty sharks keep raising taxes and tariffs. Oh well.

    The Most Civilized SavageThe Most Civilized SavageVor 25 Tage
  • Bill has the worst case of TDS literally ever. Trump lives, breathes, fishes and golfes for free in his hippocampus.

    Steven MeinkingSteven MeinkingVor 25 Tage
  • 0:48 Just don't make us watch Nomadland' LMAO I agree completely! I turned it off after about one hour and finished it the next day thinking that there might have been some sort of point to the movie with all of it's awards and always enjoy McDormand. I was kind of PO'd at the end of the film and thought I'd watched a beautifully shot 'tourist bureau' film of some kind? zzzzzzzzzzzz

    rleary1rleary1Vor 25 Tage
  • Bill Maher sure thinks about sexual topics alot. 4:07 Bill you bonehead, the last guy did build that wall

    John SmithJohn SmithVor 25 Tage
  • I think Q is a dem using disinformation. They will tell 9 lies and add 1 truth. That's how you muddy the water. Make all of it seem ridiculous. Add a truth and you kill it. Oldest trick in the book. Get ahead of the story. Make people look ridiculous

    Chinchow ChenChinchow ChenVor 25 Tage
  • Come on Bill, stop being a pu**y and be as critical on Dems as you are on Repubs ... you think Biden is doing a great job at the border? Letting 5 year olds change their gender? There is so much sh*t happening... I expect the mainstream media to dismiss it but you we see as someone who can tell it like it is.

    Sterling ForbesSterling ForbesVor 25 Tage
  • It appeared that even Bill was bored by his jokes(?)

    keepitsimplekeepitsimpleVor 25 Tage
  • A comedian just sat there and polished his rocket.

    keepitsimplekeepitsimpleVor 25 Tage
  • Hey Bill, news flash, Biden is senile. Hey Bill WTF are you smoking. "he did just fine for an hour" before he came out, then he was a fucking disaster. Put President Trump up there saying the same shit. You would of had a monologue for two weeks. Fire your writers and hire some of those Hilary 2nd graders. Bill your jokes are no longer funny. You have become the joke.

    keepitsimplekeepitsimpleVor 25 Tage
  • There are mass shootings in urban areas every week. Liberals don't care tho

    JB-67JB-67Vor 25 Tage
  • Right like Gas, Electric up so far 26%

    USA Made MercantileUSA Made MercantileVor 25 Tage
    • awesome comment, guess Bill forgot about about crisis on border, removal of filibuster. losing his train of thought over 4 times in mid sentence, knowing which reporters to call on, having prepared answers. Bill your a great American , sellout bitch

      matt adormatt adorVor 23 Tage
  • Spring break from what? Thought most schools been closed?

    orbsphereorbsphereVor 25 Tage
  • How about Joe calling out the genocide in Xinjiang?!

    Christine DowdChristine DowdVor 25 Tage
  • Oh, you mean mass shootings went down under Trump? Yeah, that's right--they did. And Kim Jong Un is back to shooting missles, again.

    Conan The GreatConan The GreatVor 25 Tage